What's your job title?

person-centred transition facilitator?

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26/02/2010 at 21:45

Job title inflation

I quite like " Group TSR Undertakings UKB Migrations Roadmap Lead."

26/02/2010 at 22:25
bloody daft eh JB. "Person Centred" seems to be badied about willy nilly these days. Many do have a very funny take on what it means  too. Many places claim to be pc(lol) but in practice are far from it. I could have described my last job as a person-centred transition facilitator I guess. What I di was simply help people find an angle to dealing with problems in a more constructive way
Edited: 26/02/2010 at 22:26
26/02/2010 at 22:26

I like fenestral detergentator

window cleaner

26/02/2010 at 22:27
lol
26/02/2010 at 22:35
I only skimmed the article, but I've come across a couple of good ones at work:  'change-agent' and 'lean sigma black belt' 
26/02/2010 at 22:38
What do they do then?
26/02/2010 at 22:40
Vicky is one a thin Greek man of letters that does Karate?
26/02/2010 at 22:41
another good one .... domestic engineer = house wife 
26/02/2010 at 22:46
A change agent once spent half an hour explaining to me what he did and i was still none the wiser!  The lean sigma black belts essentially try to get you to do your work much faster thatn you already do it 
26/02/2010 at 23:20
Its a bit of a strange job title though innit?  It sounds a bit like they'd throw you on a mat or summat.
27/02/2010 at 00:22

I used to train 'Change Agents' - or 'Personnel Future Proofing Facilitators' to give them their proper moniker...

http://www.ncl-coll.ac.uk/course-information.aspx?courseid=8224

One of my courses - truly boring stuff... but it kept me in beer vouchers for a couple of years.

LIVERBIRD    pirate
27/02/2010 at 08:49

My job title?

27/02/2010 at 08:53

Part of my job is linguistic interface facilitation, ie translation.

Which reminds me, I need to pay the vision enhancement technician, aka the window cleaner.

27/02/2010 at 08:54
"Change management" is a term I have always hated. Where I work it means that everything changes ... except the management.
LIVERBIRD    pirate
27/02/2010 at 08:55
What eez this "job" you speaketh of?
27/02/2010 at 08:57
'Multi-Dimensional Pixelated Flirting Facilitator'?
27/02/2010 at 08:58

I sit around and watch foreign telly all day, LB. I'm supposed to understand some of it.

(But seriously - it's an outfit that scans the foreign media for info that could be of use to government and commercial customers ... what other countries, mostly not friendly ones, are saying and doing)

27/02/2010 at 09:02

I'm a senior business consultant for the global consulting team.

*Hammers nail into own head*

27/02/2010 at 09:04

Muttley - just been reading about your 'Dear Leader' Mark Thompson's decision to sack half the staff of the Beeb online...  As it is arguably the best website on the net - WTF is he doing?

AND - dump Radio 6 music... the only station I bloody listen to when driving and the most innovative thing you lot do?

Running scared of Murdoch?

27/02/2010 at 09:06

Probably they need cuts to pay for their obscenely expensive buildings

TWO BILLION quid for 3 buildings?

Who do they think they are? A bank?

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