Dodos.
If you had one you'd have all the world's media camped in your front garden....
Frogs..... they are much more troiuble than Germans
JF50 - that was Christian the lion. Have a search on UTube and you'll come up with a great clip of the guys going back to visit him once he'd been released with the Born Free Foundation in Africa.
Anything that drops fur scratches at curtains and sofas and wonders around as if they own the place, sorry KK I know you are lovely but I wouldn't want you or any of your furry friends as a pet .
Horses , too bloomin expensive and constantly trying to self destruct !
I really can't understand why people keep venomous snakes as pets. I've not got a problem with people who keep non-venomous ones, but you can't safely handle a venomous snake, no matter how many times you have done it.
Night Nurse wrote (see)
I once had a cat that even I couldn't keep, it crapped in the toaster!
Rickster wrote (see)
you can safely handle venoumous snakes, you just cant get complacent,
Gorillas or Humans. Neither should be kept as pets, although I've always fancied a pet gorilla. It would stop the neighbours cat from shitting in my garden
Werewolves
SuperCaz wrote (see)
It may stop the cat but how would you stop the gorilla from shitting in your garden (or where it wants to)?
Gertie wrote (see)
SuperCaz wrote (see) Gorillas or Humans. Neither should be kept as pets, although I've always fancied a pet gorilla. It would stop the neighbours cat from shitting in my garden It may stop the cat but how would you stop the gorilla from shitting in your garden (or where it wants to)?
lol, that's a good point. I think I'd prefer cat shit. Gorilla shit would just crumple your roses.
You train the gorilla to use the compost heap of course, duh!
I would suggest not feeding it too much... And never curry.
