Why are all the mass murderers men?

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Dark Vader    pirate
24/07/2012 at 21:45

I'll tell you why....    here's a typical day's diary for Mrs Mass Murderer..:

alarm goes off at 5:30.
feels a bit crabby because period is due to start.  boobs ache and feeling bloated.
drags herself out of bed at 6:00.  stands on scales.  bad news.  she has put on 2lbs since yesterday.  how can that be?  She had salad and was really good.
showers.  can't decide what to wear.  short sleeves or long sleeves.  weather looks uncertain.  heels or flats?  maybe both.  wear flats and take heels...  
makes packed lunch for Mr Lovely Radio 4 Rover Car Driving Perfect Husband
Puts dishwasher on, because she forgot to do it last night
scoops up the dirty washing and loads the machine
wakes up her three children.  drags teenager out of bed, grunting and protesting.
all kids now in various states or showering/dressing/arguing over the coco pops
by 8:45 she has the house to herself and can finally settle to plan her days mass murdering
she gets her homemade automatic weapon out from behind the washing powder.
she made it herself from yoghurt cartons, biro's and a roll of tin foil.   she couldn't afford to buy a real gun as No.2 daughter needed cello lessons and they are really expensive thesedays..
phone rings.  hides gun.  oh no...  its annoying friend...  again...  feels obligated to listen to friend crying over her divorce settlement for the next two hours...
gets gun out again...  but decides to check her facebook and update her status to..  'glass of wine on the patio.  perfect sunny morning'.   fuck it..  no one will know she's lying and she thinks everyone lies too..
bugger..  she has spent 2 hours on facebook, twitter and the John Lewis web site...
kids will be home soon...   she has achieved nothing all day...   again....
starts worrying about dinner... no idea what to cook, but everyone expects a proper cooked meal...   shit,...   the only thing in the freezer is one fish finger, brussel sproats and a bag of ice-cubes.
window salesman at the door...  tells him they are moving next week..
rushes out to Sainsburys to buy food for dinner
everyone is home now...   demanding her skills at making a roman centurion costume, algebra, the history of Spain and her lovely husband is complaining about his sandwiches...  again...
suddenly she remembers the gun....    she really must get out and shoot some people
not right now though...   teenager wants more toast and can't be bothered to make it..
sees the pile of ironing that needs to be done...
she collapses into bed at 11pm...  exhausted....
11:01, she remembers the gun...  damn...  the shooting will have to wait until tomorrow
11:02, she is asleep............................


24/07/2012 at 22:09

wouldnt tend to comment on such posts but I think firstly I can think of a number of female serial killers - Myra Hindley, Rose West (although they both had male accomplices), Aileen Wuornos.

However, spree killings very much tend to be men. I am sure there are some but I cant think of any, however I can think of a few men/boys. (Thomas Hamilton, the Columbine boys, Hungerford and all the other US ones... ). Id say men generally are more likely to bottle up emotions, hold grudges (due to pent up feelings) and not talk to people if they think they have mental health/related issues. They are more likely to be more violent (generally) also... (evidence shows men who commit suicide do so in more violent means to women). I think men are programmed generally to be more physical. Women are programmed to nurture whereas men to defend... doesnt always happen that way but in many more cases Id say it does.

The current case is slightly odd in that he wasnt known to police etc but Im sure more will come out in time.

25/07/2012 at 00:09

Lucretia Borgia, Myra Hindley, Rose West, Mary Bell (she was really, really scarry... no man involved), nurse Beverley Allit (she was scarry, when I need one, I want my nurse to look after me).

25/07/2012 at 00:15

tri chick  ..." all the other US ones"  Isn't this a gun culture problem.  In the USA they have the right to bear arms... as part of a legitimate militia...  The rest of the silly arses should have thier guns taken off them.  According to thier own constitution, which they don't know or choose to ignore.

25/07/2012 at 07:13

Dark Vader - great post, so true! lol

25/07/2012 at 09:14

Hahaha, great one DV

My guess is that even though you get mass murderers in both sexes, most of the time the male ones are more spectacular and the female ones more of a "covert" thing generally because in general the ways they choose to murder are different, mass shootings vs mass poisoings in a span of time. A matter of perception, really.

25/07/2012 at 09:34

They do it to get out of the house - away from the nagging women.

25/07/2012 at 09:44

I Don't Like Mondays.............

25/07/2012 at 22:53

King K, yes, absolutely agree with you there! my point was merely re the man v woman thing.. but yes, I agree with you regarding the US and its "right" to bear arms.

25/07/2012 at 23:26

.  America is a different world.  Which I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!

27/07/2012 at 11:48

Re the US and guns - Switzerland and Canada have higher gun ownership than the US, yet a far lower rate of gun crime.  While access to guns is clearly an issue, it's not the only one.

I think I read recently that only men have suffer psychopathy which may account for some of the difference.

DV - very funny squire

27/07/2012 at 20:49

people who kill others are sick in the head

28/07/2012 at 21:26

Women would think about who would have to clean up the mess if they went around shooting people.  Imagine trying to get the stains off the walls and the carpets!


28/07/2012 at 23:28
Why are all mass murderers men.

It's easy......

Women aren't stupid enough to get caught.

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