why do women....

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06/06/2008 at 10:42

nick our bloody razors!

my missus seems to think it's ok to take my Mach3's and use it to shave her legs then shove it back into my shaving kit. i get there and the bloody things are blunt after a week. it's not like these Mach3's are cheap...grrr

Iron Pingu    pirate
06/06/2008 at 10:44
hehe  that's what us girlies do.
06/06/2008 at 10:46
would you prefer us to be hairy?!
06/06/2008 at 10:46
I need a man - will save me a fortune
06/06/2008 at 10:51


        that's what she says! i've got no comeback . just" why don't you buy your own razors!"... still doesn't work

LIVERBIRD    pirate
06/06/2008 at 10:52

We're just bloody lazy. There I said it.....

Buy her some Venus Divine and leave them in front of the Mach 3's. If she reaches them first she'll use her own - honestly!

Ours are expensive too and we begrudge the cash. We just think "I'll save the money for handbags/shoes and use his"

06/06/2008 at 10:56

venus devine? where do i get that? Ann summers?

06/06/2008 at 11:00
the razors get bought from the joint bank account....so if I use them and blunt them, just buy some more darling
Edited: 06/06/2008 at 11:01
06/06/2008 at 11:02

is that what you tell your partner then?

no comeback to that one either. just no point in arguing with you lot is there?

LIVERBIRD    pirate
06/06/2008 at 11:03

Any supermarket, you numpty!

Unless of course, you're looking for an excuse to go to Ann Summers, in which case, can I place my order???

06/06/2008 at 11:04
i'm banned for loitering with intent

...and whatsmore she nicks my moisturiser as well! is nothing sacred anymore
06/06/2008 at 11:06
I'm actually going to let the side down now and say I do buy my own. But only cos I work in a supermarket so have no excuse
LIVERBIRD    pirate
06/06/2008 at 11:08

Mr LB has been stealing my moisturiser for YEARS. He moved onto Veet theft when he started marathon training. He has a lovely hairless chest, but I'm now bankrupt and hairy!

This is only payback....

06/06/2008 at 11:10


ah! so women aren't the only ones who use the moisturiser all over.

06/06/2008 at 11:17

I had a holiday in Ibiza several years ago...there were some French guests in the same hotel. One day by the pool one of the French ladies stripped off to go for a swim...I mean totally stripped off by the pool side. She had hairy armpits and pubic hair  almost to her knees...no bikini line for the French girls...it was gross

Girls...keep pinching the razors please 

LIVERBIRD    pirate
06/06/2008 at 11:26

So there you have it. French women hairy Mary's....

So what's with the Dutch and German BLOKES shaving their pubes off??? It doesn't look bigger if it's bald you know.....

06/06/2008 at 11:26
didn't you offer her yours phil?
06/06/2008 at 11:28
erm... my ladyfriend wanted me to lop off my curls, I have denied her the opportunity...
06/06/2008 at 11:28
plus you nads must feel like Desperate Dans chin
what i want to know is where do see all these naked dutch and jerry blokes?
06/06/2008 at 11:33

I trim my beard with my ex's ladyshave.

ying yang.

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