I have got to share this one... I was cycling to work Tuesday night when some idiot tried to overtake me on a roundabout and turn left at the same time; the good 'ol left hook, I was trying to go straight on. First I knew was a screech of brakes followed by him shouting "W**ker". I looked round to see a fat old man dressed as a cowboy, in a 4x4 complete with cow horns strapped to the roof of his car.... Well talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Looking on the internet we had the "Boots and Saddles Western Re-enactment Group" in town that day... I am sure we have enough cowboys and idiots in town without inviting anymore in
Just imagine what it's like living in Texas - yee fecking har!
I'm waiting for the final line in this tale. It really should end in the way that all classic tales end.
"So I hit him"
It has been suggested he was going for an indian...
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