You CAN have too much cheese.

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Pudge    pirate
12/05/2013 at 18:11

Are we talking in terms of food or europop?

12/05/2013 at 18:11

12/05/2013 at 18:14

http://www.slashattack.com/wp-content/gallery/fpd-2012-10-19/obese-woman-eats-cheese-block.jpg

 

Nurse Ratched    pirate
12/05/2013 at 18:15

No, no, no you can't. 

No.

No. Never ever. 

Nurse Ratched    pirate
12/05/2013 at 18:15

Make mac cheese and freeze it

Pudge    pirate
12/05/2013 at 18:16

Too much cheese makes me sweat, as does too much Heinz sandwich spread.

12/05/2013 at 18:23

Hand it over KK - we can help you

12/05/2013 at 18:23

Cheese and wine party?

12/05/2013 at 18:26

I'd get the doctor to take a look at that, kk

Edited: 12/05/2013 at 18:27
Pudge    pirate
12/05/2013 at 18:27

 

kittenkat wrote (see)

I even have pink cheese, I kid you not.

Sounds more like a job for a medical practitioner.

12/05/2013 at 18:29

Cheese with cranberries in is OK, so is the one with apricot in. Cheddar with caramelised onion is good.

Pudge    pirate
12/05/2013 at 18:37
kittenkat wrote (see)

I'm not keen on mixing cheese with fruit, ditto beer with fruit, banana beer is just weird.

 

Banana bread beer, if that is what you are referring to, is lovely.  A meal in a pint glass.

12/05/2013 at 18:37

I always tell them I want the Best cheese you've got... if it doesn't stink then i don't want it.

 

 

12/05/2013 at 18:40

The pink one might have either port or wine in it.  Thats one of my favourite cheeses.

And no, you can never have too much.  After my housewarming I was left with two plates of cheeses.  I enjoyed my meals for the next couple of weeks

Pudge    pirate
12/05/2013 at 18:41
kittenkat wrote (see)
The original waccyracer wrote (see)

I always tell them I want the Best cheese you've got... if it doesn't stink then i don't want it.

 

 

Have you tried Stinking Bishop? It tastes like sperm, I couldn't swallow it. Seriously.

Funny that, I was once told that olives taste like sperm.

12/05/2013 at 18:44

Can i ask a serious question?  

Is it wrong to put cheese out as bait ?

 

 

Pudge    pirate
12/05/2013 at 18:45
The original waccyracer wrote (see)

Can i ask a serious question?  

Is it wrong to put cheese out as bait ?

 

 

For what? Sperm? Doubt you'd catch many.

12/05/2013 at 18:48

think that was a crossed post..  

Pudge    pirate
12/05/2013 at 18:50
kittenkat wrote (see)
Pudge wrote (see)
The original waccyracer wrote (see)

Can i ask a serious question?  

Is it wrong to put cheese out as bait ?

 

 

For what? Sperm? Doubt you'd catch many.

I dunno, have you never heard of smegma?

Ha! Smeghead...one of my favourite schoolyard putdowns!

Pudge    pirate
12/05/2013 at 18:52
kittenkat wrote (see)
Pudge wrote (see)
kittenkat wrote (see)
The original waccyracer wrote (see)

I always tell them I want the Best cheese you've got... if it doesn't stink then i don't want it.

 

 

Have you tried Stinking Bishop? It tastes like sperm, I couldn't swallow it. Seriously.

Funny that, I was once told that olives taste like sperm.

You were never curious enough to find out...?

No way......I wouldnt dare eat an olive.

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