You have to kill one person on this planet for your own survival.

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31/05/2013 at 14:24
kittenkat wrote (see)

How romantic!

To add the romantic touch I would buy you flowers and take you out for a meal first. Obviously I would use the same flowers to send to the funeral. Romantic and thrifty at the same time.

kittenkat    pirate
31/05/2013 at 14:29
Maxpower North West wrote (see)
kittenkat wrote (see)

How romantic!

To add the romantic touch I would buy you flowers and take you out for a meal first. Obviously I would use the same flowers to send to the funeral. Romantic and thrifty at the same time.

I don't like being given dying things. Cut flowers are a waste of money, I would take you up on the meal though. A phal in a good curry house.

31/05/2013 at 14:33

Not sure I like the idea of getting phal on my bollocks but if it is your last wish I must go with it x

Edited: 31/05/2013 at 14:33
31/05/2013 at 14:35

I'm writing this down. I'm planning a romantic evening with the wife - this'll really help.

31/05/2013 at 14:39
Snap! wrote (see)

I'm writing this down. I'm planning a romantic evening with the wife - this'll really help.

same here.

i'd better remember the teabags.

kittenkat    pirate
31/05/2013 at 14:39
Snap! wrote (see)

I'm writing this down. I'm planning a romantic evening with the wife - this'll really help.

The synopsis is: No dying plants, a curry that will give take the top coat off your arse, and then someone dies. That someone might not be the intended victim.

kittenkat    pirate
31/05/2013 at 14:40
skotty wrote (see)
Snap! wrote (see)

I'm writing this down. I'm planning a romantic evening with the wife - this'll really help.

same here.

i'd better remember the teabags.

Not Earl Grey, he's got form and he wouldn't fancy the ladies.

kittenkat    pirate
31/05/2013 at 14:42

Green tea probably indicates a STD, so not that either.

31/05/2013 at 14:48

Oh. That's pretty much all I have. erm... peppermint?

kittenkat    pirate
31/05/2013 at 14:49

I would have to consult the urban dicktionary...

18/06/2013 at 03:03
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Bionic Ironwolf    pirate
26/06/2013 at 12:20

My dragon of an ex-mother-in-law - oh, hang on though, she's probably already popped her clogs by now.

26/06/2013 at 13:54

Any Boy Band ...current as my wife likes Take That

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
26/06/2013 at 13:58

Rather than just one, can I have a full mag for the old DS Uzi ? 

26/06/2013 at 14:04

Killing boy bands would be futile. As quick as you kill one then another pops up worse than the last one.

26/06/2013 at 14:12
Sussex Runner (NLR) wrote (see)

Killing boy bands would be futile. As quick as you kill one then another pops up worse than the last one.

So true.

26/06/2013 at 14:12

Louis Walsh maybe? hit them at source

26/06/2013 at 14:18

Ian Brady seems a likely one to choose at the moment.

26/06/2013 at 14:30
Rickster wrote (see)

Ian Brady seems a likely one to choose at the moment.

+1

I read the book 'Beyond Belief' must be 40 years ago, still got it too, and I cant for the life of me fathom out why anyone would want to be nice to Brady for any reason. Drop him in a shallow/deep grave up on the moors and let him rot!

He has no intention after all this time to give up secrets of where he buried the other children, so put him up there too. 

26/06/2013 at 15:23
CheesyRider - Born to be Mild wrote (see)
 Drop him in a shallow/deep grave up on the moors and let him rot!

He has no intention after all this time to give up secrets of where he buried the other children, so put him up there too. 

Only problem is I suspect he'd like that

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