Still waiting to see if anyone has any gems of advice for you Jo...I haven't a clue!! ;-)
In the meantime...
A man hears a knock at his front door and goes to answer. Outside is a huge ladybird, as big as the man. Before he has time to show his shock the ladybird lays into him...punching and kicking until the man is knocked unconcious.
Whenever he wakes up the ladybird is gone. He is badly injured so he decides to go to the doctor.
At the surgery he explains in graphic details how the ladybird has beaten him up.
The doctor does not even look surprised, he says to the man...you're not the first in my surgery with this today....
theres a bad bug going round!!! Boom, boom!