Paris Marathon 2013

...and the beat goes on...

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Dark Vader    pirate
14/05/2013 at 20:36

Anal sex update...   I phoned the Blood people and rather surprisingly they didn't have an answer to my observation.  I spoke to two people and neither was able to offer any answer and both said no one had mentioned it before.   It has been referred to someone else, who will call me back...!   

Bristol stool cake on FB..   love it...  but worryingly realistic...!

Lunch update..   I had a very nice lunch today with yer_maj   

Rain update...  will it EVER stop raining and can we please have our sunshine and early summer back..?


Dark Vader    pirate
14/05/2013 at 20:37

oh, great...  TOTP..   


14/05/2013 at 20:48

Now you have me wondering Eggy, maybe BF will know her?!?!

14/05/2013 at 21:07

kaz, by 10pm we'll have the poor girl's DNA mapped...

DV, you're now on their 'dodgy punters' list. No more wee lie down and a cup of tea and a biscuit ,for you..

I feel my mojo coming back. Registering for seems to have helped.Here's the course....


14/05/2013 at 21:12

ATM, remember to pack your Elvis costume

14/05/2013 at 21:15

Looks lovely.


14/05/2013 at 21:20
James B 73 wrote (see)

I feel educated on blood transfusion. But could someone explain to me what anal sex is? I've tried to google it but my computer gave me a massage that they had sent a message to my IT department regarding the search.


Your computer gave you a massage? 


I wondered what that "control" button was for...

14/05/2013 at 21:25

In some running related news...

I had a very quick 9 km today - maintained 5.35 min/km throughout except in the really big hilly bit.

Dunno what is inspiring the speed, but whatever it is, I'd like to bottle it.

And in Isle of Maus related news...

I can report a marked increase in morons on the road, notable through doubling of my usual honk rate. Instead of one or 2, I was honked at 4 times running today...

Dark Vader    pirate
14/05/2013 at 21:28

I did make it clear that I was only asking the question out of general interest...  The people I spoke to said that all blood is screened regardless of what answers people provide on the sheets.

Eggy.. well done

ATM.. Looks lovely..

14/05/2013 at 21:28
Iain Moore 2 wrote (see)

Re: ITLR. I'm getting a bit fearful of being able to keep up!!

Sod the distance. I'm fearful I will need to erect my own tent.

Mr Tricky ITLR organiser person...Will there be strapping lads available to assist with tent erection?

14/05/2013 at 21:32

Depends if you take your 'incentive wand' whether they're strapping or not.  ;)

14/05/2013 at 21:37
Radar Sal wrote (see)

Ha ha, eggy's dating tp's cousin! It's a proper Scottish romance.

Ks-I jammed in a door on Friday night. There's photos on fb. I was in a lot of pain.

Doesn't there need to be haggis for it to be a proper Scottish romance?

14/05/2013 at 22:29
Marathon Maus wrote (see)

Sod the distance. I'm fearful I will need to erect my own tent.

Mr Tricky ITLR organiser person...Will there be strapping lads available to assist with tent erection?



Maus - You sound like a damsel in distress. Fear not, I volunteer to be your official tent (quickly thumbs through Thesaurus) putter-upper (I'm not saying the other word for fear of being misconstrued and labelled a pervert).

RS - good to hear.

Emmy - not good to hear.

I had a toenail go black after my last long run before Paris taper. It's clung on and now looks like kinda cool with a black front half and a white bottom half. Sort of like a battenburg cake, but monochrome and made out of toenail. Message me if you want a picture of it.

ATM - Looks a nice run that. Hill in the middle looks a bit steep tho.

14/05/2013 at 22:32

Bloody DV brought the pissing rain with him today and left it here

He did, however, take my tent away with him, presumably to practice his Erection Skills.

Maus - I'm sure you'll find an obliging bloke to get it up for you. 

As for the Stool Cake...I imagine that having seen that, nobody would want to take it up the wrong'un ever again.  Blood screening or no blood screening

Edited: 14/05/2013 at 22:35
14/05/2013 at 22:44

Ah Weedy. You're a gentleman and a scholar.

I've got the giggles tonight for a variety of reasons and the idea of your toenail as a battenburg cake is only but adding to the frivolity. Not to mention the idea of you and RS trading photos of them...

14/05/2013 at 23:31

I could fancy that cake- with a nice big dollop (of chocolate).

14/05/2013 at 23:47

DV - I'm donating tomorrow. Not sure I'll ask. I love the fact you rang NHSBT!

Weren't mine and Dannirr's answers enough explanation?!

15/05/2013 at 00:44

I'm not allowed to donate - they exclude people who have been in sub-Saharan Africa in the last 10 years!  Stupid. 

DV - you wont need the tent for the June trip. At least I hope you wont.

In running related news, I have none.  Other than I agreed to accompnay my older brother on his first half-marathon - the Toronto Waterfront Half and Full in Oct.



15/05/2013 at 06:21

Maus - it's a threesome, emmy's getting in on the action.  Finger feels a bit hot this morning so am on the lookout for infection. 

In other news...kinda...I think I did something to my glute when I fell over on Friday and it's not good to run with. Yeah I'm a mess but am also very annoyed at myself now.

15/05/2013 at 06:53

Glad to see that this thread never loses any of it's steam. Have fun today making your (blood) donation Iain.

Have fun getting your boiler fixed this evening Eggy (if that is possible?). Maybe it's possible, euphemistically. Must be nice to be dating a woman who can run you ragged

Just a thought - if anybody who is NOT participating in In The Long Run would like to be the proud owner of a Weedy-designed exclusive ITLR running shirt - at a VERY reasonable price (£12 or €15), you should send a message to Emmy_H. High quality running shirt but adds to the publicity we are trying to generate for our cause. And everyone looks good in bright orange.

Although...MM is clearly plenty visible already with all the attention she seems to be getting. Can't help but wonder if she has just carried on flashing after the VLM experience and that this could be the root cause of the extra honking?!?

And HelterSkelter - glad you've come in from the cold. Great to have you back here. Missed you in all the chatter. Why not stick around and get a good dose of warm feelings as a Paris veteran (and ITLR participant!). Lovely day to you all and hope you can get backdoor-lovin' out of your mind DV. Sometimes I think it's me who should be pointing a waggy finger at you!

Edited: 15/05/2013 at 06:53
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