Perivale 5: Place required URGENTLY!

Can't run? Help make sporting history!

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28/11/2013 at 21:31

Hello. This isn't for me, it's for a young man with the potential to represent his country. After a promising debut at Ealing half, Samir was gonner attract the attention of the Team GB talent scouts who will definitely be at the Perivale 5 on Sunday by winning the race in a record-breaking time, including a 12-min first lap, and in a specially-designed costume! However, doubtless distracted by fireworks, he forgot to enter and now the race is full. 

But all is not lost! Fiona will sort out a transfer if anyone is unable to run. So if you have entered the race but can't run it, this is YOUR chance to help make sporting history and make a young man's dreams of glory come true. Don't message me, just get in touch directly with Samir.

28/11/2013 at 23:33

Samir has set his sights on a Park Run now. I think, anyways Im sure he'll run a race this year.

29/11/2013 at 08:21

29/11/2013 at 09:09

So just another in the long line of bullshitt**s on here claiming to be able to do this and that then? Put up or shut up I say.

29/11/2013 at 10:42

You lot are all so cynical. You probably even think he failed to enter on purpose.

29/11/2013 at 13:32

We also may need to chip in for a bus fare, because Samir struggles to travel more than 800m from his front door.

29/11/2013 at 13:50
29/11/2013 at 14:17
Dachs wrote (see)

We also may need to chip in for a bus fare, because Samir struggles to travel more than 800m from his front door.

Which makes me wonder how he's ever going to manage a marathon. That's 26 whole miles without the benefit of public transport, there'll have to be search party on standby...

Edited: 29/11/2013 at 14:19
29/11/2013 at 14:22

perhaps we should make sure the marathon starts and ends near a tube stop just in case?

29/11/2013 at 14:25

In fact, just to be on the safe side, it had better be the same tube station so we're probably looking at quite a few circuits.

29/11/2013 at 14:41

Didnt some Clown use the tubes a few years ago in London?

Ahhhh I see the connection .... DeJaVue

Edited: 29/11/2013 at 14:42
29/11/2013 at 15:00

I remember Dejar Vue. The cheating French git

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