If I can have a rare moment of sobriety
Can I offer my thanks to those who know me and those who dont quite so well and offered me kind messages of support both on and off line.
I thank you from the heart of my bottom 
You do realise that they don't mean it?
Without you, the page clicks will go down and so will the advertising revenue. The only reason we're all protecting you is that you subsidise our forum habit.
However, the site might be more responsive if you did go...