Can't think of anybody in America that would lie about their marathon time........except for the bloke standing as vice president. 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/01/paul-ryan-marathon-time_n_1848715.html
I have to admit to wearing a t-shirt I never earned properly. Last year I did a bit of race crew work for a couple of friends doing an ultra marathon. As I had hours of spare time to kill I helped out at a couple of checkpoints giving out bags, filling drink bottles and general wombling duties while I waited for my pair to arrive. When I got to the finish I was rewarded for my endevours and doing the full course distance in a little red corsa with the same finishers t-shirt as the folk that ran the race much to the disgust of my pair who had just gone 40 odd miles on foot. Just goes to show there is more than one way to skin a cat and that running or driving ultras gives the same final rewards lol 
Gazza thanks again for the info. I thought when I read the blurb about the entries to the race and the ballot that it would be like new york where your chances of getting in are slim if you apply in america and next to non-existant if you apply from overseas. I think it is certainly worth holding on until after the ballot before I look at the tour options and dust off the cork hat and inflatable kangaroo to pretend I'm an aussie!!!!
I've heard that Japan can be a bit pricey but it can't be any worse than Australia where I went the year before last to see big sis. (A) my sis is expensive anyway and (B) everything was a rediculous price. The one benefit of travelling on my own is that tables for one in poncy restaurants and heavy drinking sessions/nightclubbing on my jack jones are never high on the agenda. Once you take copious amounts of booze out of equation the amount of money you need for the spending money kitty goes down pretty quickly. 
slowfoot what were you wasting a tenner on melon for? Could you not find any cakes or chocolate. Not much danger of a scotsman spending that on fruit in a year never mind a single sitting. 

Thanks JPatko for doing my maths better for me. I think I must have been going square eyed looking at 180 pages of results and missed a few folk although I think I removed a couple of folk myself from my count as they were so ludicously fast I thought they must have cheated or been on hand bikes (or both!!!!) 