I own the forums, of course I'd be around to comment. 

Off to enjoy my last night of food & booze........

Have a good eve everyone - starvation starts tomorrow

I am on board for this one.

This morning I was 10st 11lb. 5'4". Size 16-18. My problem is that *all* the fat puddles around my middle & boobs. I have spindly legs/arms, and I suspect my bones are made of polystyrene; I find it very difficult otherwise how to understand people my weight who are a size 12 or so. I was a size 12 about 3 years ago - when I weighed 8.5 stone. I have to get back into serious training to get that low, though - I have managed 9.5 stone through diet modification, but never less. And I prefer to work it off through exercise & eat reasonably normally.

swim-bike-run

it'll still take something like an hour, even for the winners, and plenty of others will be well over 90 mins at a guess

quimby - u must be my ywin cos I keep my fat in the same places .  I am same height just heavier .

never mind we will conquer this invasion of fat!  

Pea, I sympathise, but I am glad I am not the only one! I despair at some people who moan to me "oh, I'm 11 stone now - I am thinking I might need a size 14". Argh!

Right, the thread has inspired me. I am off next door to the exercise bike. I have a Toffee Crisp to work off. Back later. 

Aitch...  It's totally survivable and so much more fun than standard road races IMHO.

>>whispers to Bear<<

I reckon by the end of the night she'll be signed up to earn her badge...

I'm not telling you lot how heavy I am, but have registered on that site, Bearity.

I'm sick of being to fat  and ugly to have sex, so am going to deall with it.

First step is to go on the wagon, eat more fruit and veg and once I am no longer producing thick green snot and as such cannot walk and breathe at the same time  to start to walk again.

I will never wear or become a pirate, but will do Beachy Head as a walker more quickly in 2008.  

Of course this all begins tomorrow so pass me a pie, a pint and a cream bun now please 

*Wrestles pies pints and cream buns from Bear and Beebs, adds some doughnuts from work and scoffs the lots*

No idea what I weigh as I refuse to have bathroom scales in the house, but work shirts I bought in summer are straining across my boobs and ride up round my waist when I bend over(apologies if anyone's eating right now). I need to lose the chins, flabby stomach and thighs. Toned arms would be a bonus!

Aitch
BDB
Bear
Beebs
Belper Bear (Call me Belper to avoid confusion)
Chynah
Fatfyes
gingerfurball
Kazzaaaaah!
Kwilter
Lou-Lou
Maddy
Mitten
Mouse
Muffin Girl
Nam
Ostrich
Pea
Quimby
Screamapillar

straining across my boobs and ride up round my waist when I bend over

I thought I was reading Mills and Boon then.