Oh Jj! How awful, but funny!
If it's any consolation, I discovered on holiday that my bikini top wasn't quite up to the strain of a dive into the pool and a front crawl sprint to beat my boyfriend to the far end. I couldn't work out why he had such a big grin on his face when I'd so comprehensively beaten him. And then the awful truth dawned...
No more decorative bikinis for me, proper swimming ones only, with racer backs!