Long shirts

Ah yes, but if the lady in the picture had chosen an ankle-length dress rather than mid-calf, it would be hiding her unfortunate sock choice.

lardarse - you really have it in for me!!! 
I would never give birth to a baby in breech on a public bench. Anyway, the midwife seems to have missed cathcing the shoulder presenting baby.
I have enjoyed my day off running today but worried that tomorrow is going to be too trecherous to go out. 

oh my god that picture is extremely scary!

Beanie, you could try mens running tops, sometimes they are longer and of course not as fitted.

or just run in any old long t-shirt, doesnt have to be a technical running top.

I found that picture on this site, gave me good chuckle!

I have not laughed so hard for a long time. That website is so offensive, it's hilarious. I feel really thin now. Thanks Lardarse.

I'm bloody glad I lost 5 and a half stone last year....

Though not strictly a shirt. This would at least cover things up so not drawing attention to yourself.

ROFL in my wedding dress

And with a small posie in hand, people might wonder who I've jilted.