Phiten Necklaces

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08/10/2007 at 16:40

Has anyone tried these.  On the front page of Sweatshops website.  Apparently Paula Radcliffe wears them.

I am an advertisers dream.

cougie    pirate
08/10/2007 at 16:52
I'd get one - just look what times Paula runs !!
Duck Girl    pirate
08/10/2007 at 17:30
Quack Quack Quack!

Why oh why does this keep coming up?

No. They are Silly. You would get faster if you did an extra half-an-hour's training instead of going to Sweatshop to buy one, or spent the money on Yoga classes for injury prevention, and you might not get faster but you would have more fun if you spent it on a night out.

They are ridiculous money-making junk.
cougie    pirate
08/10/2007 at 17:32
Oh DG - you've squashed my dreams of winning London now. 
08/10/2007 at 17:46
Dame Pauline will be paid shitloads to promote this pile of mumbo jumbo......

hang on though - they're titanium aren't they? I know - I'll run London with my Ti bike wrapped round my neck and see what happens.............

Kryten    pirate
08/10/2007 at 17:50

It's all down to the titanium in them. The titanium normalises the bio-electrical thingies in your body and makes you run faster. 

I am surprised that Duck Girl didn't know that!

08/10/2007 at 17:56

but of course Tit anium bikes do no such thing

perhaps the necklace just looks nice too?

cougie    pirate
08/10/2007 at 17:56
really i would get one but i am afraid it will jangle against my bio crystal necklace and disturb my chakras.
Iron Snorks    pirate
08/10/2007 at 18:51

no no they really work they're really good........

....what a load of b0ll0cks!

Duck Girl    pirate
08/10/2007 at 20:43
08/10/2007 at 21:10
pearl necklaces are more fun anyway
Farnie    pirate
08/10/2007 at 21:36
If you were Paula, wouldn't you be a teensy weensy bit embarrassed to put your name to it?
Iron Snorks    pirate
08/10/2007 at 22:02
what a pearl necklace?
Farnie    pirate
08/10/2007 at 22:04
tee hee 
Iron Snorks    pirate
08/10/2007 at 22:09
well nothing would surprise me with her after she poo pooed in the street!
08/10/2007 at 22:12
A nice lady from Sweatshop gave me some free Phiten trial patches (a bit like nicotine patches I think) at a race last weekend. I put them on my sore hip. Still sore.
08/10/2007 at 22:36
Don't they reverse the polarity of the tachyon burst thingy? It worked for Commander Data anyway.

08/10/2007 at 22:39

I've got one. I swear by it. It's helped me ever such a lot. It really, really works. And I can't believe that St Paula would EVER endorse something that she didn't truly KNOW was, like, good. Not for ANY amount of money.

>Runs away sniggering< 

09/10/2007 at 09:09
Wished I hadn't asked now.  I don't want it F*****g with my Chi. !!!!!!!!!!
09/10/2007 at 09:50
Too right - it's bad Juju.

I tried one and it summoned up the spirits of my dead ancestors. They were really pissed off, as you can imagine.
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