A Friday Joke

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15/09/2003 at 23:49
That bad eh....
16/09/2003 at 08:54
My current favourite:

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him “Juan".

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins.If you've seen Juan, you've seen
Amal."
16/09/2003 at 09:59
Okay, what do you call a monkey in a minefield?


















A baboom!
16/09/2003 at 16:24
gdl ..... very good ...

Well as i found the first two opening jokes on this thread I shared them with my boyfriend (tried to do it without laughing but failed, which is probably why he thought they were tripe!!). I on the other hand think they are great and whilst sharing them at work I refrained myself from laughing and they got a great reception..

Must now share gdl's.
16/09/2003 at 20:19
Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier sends scouts out round the World looking
for a new striker to replace Emile Heskey and hopefully win Liverpool the
title.

One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will
turn out to be a true superstar. So Gerard flies to Iraq to watch him and
is
suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at home to Man Utd with only 20
minutes left. Houllier gives the young Iraqi striker the nod to go on and
he
takes off Emile Heskey.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for
Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted
and
the media love the new star.

When he comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about his first
day in English football. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20
minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves
me, the fans, the players and the media, they all love me".

"Great," says his Mum, "let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot
in the street, your sister and I were mugged and beaten and your brother
has
joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time".

The young lad is very upset. "What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry".

"Sorry!" says his Mum, "It's your bloody fault that we moved to Liverpool
in
the first place!"
16/09/2003 at 21:24
Oooh jokes about my home and my team hurt,but it is funny.

What do you call?

A Russian lemonade thief?

Knockacrateofpopoff


A Russian with three testicles?

whodyanickabollockoff

Russian prostitute?

knickersoffalot


Danish bottle washer?

Hans Datdodishes
17/09/2003 at 06:35
Jakesy, don't worry I love Liverpool too. It was only a joke.

Did you hear about the Japanese car thief -Tommy Tukamoto.

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