Bah! I just say this and was going to do the I like bouncing siong, then when I saw that was taken I thought of the wonderful thing about tiggers... Bah! Humbug!
Well, I don't care... I'm going to do it anyway:
I like bouncing, boing, boing, boing,
Up and down until I get a pain in my groin.
Try to be happy, and when it really counts,
Turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce.
Bouncing down the club with this bird named Dennis,
I said to her in passing I was pretty good tennis,
She looked me up and down and said, "It doesn't need announcing,
Judging by the way your balls are bouncing!"
I like bouncing, boing, boing, boing,
Up and down until I get a pain in my groin.
Try to be happy, and when it really counts,
Turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce.
I get up in the morning and I bounce around the bed,
If my mum comes in to wake me up, I bounce on her instead.
When I'm in the bathroom, I bounce around the bath,
But you wanna try to sh1t and bounce, that's really quite a laugh!
I like bouncing, boing, boing, boing,
Up and down until I've got a pain in my groin.
Try to be happy, and when it really counts,
Turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce.
