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It's good to be back. I've been in hospital for the last 3 days.
I went to dermatology to have a nasty mole removed, from my penis of all places. Fortunatley the surgery went well, but I won't be shagging one of them again.
Why did the toilet run down the hill?
To get to the bottom
Hey, did you all notice- we've gone over 1000 posts!
How does every ethnic joke start?
By looking over your shoulder
man walks into a bakers in Glasgow and asks "is that a sponge in the window or a meringue" to which the baker replies...
..."yes it is a sponge and yer nae wrang"
did you hear about the lifeguard that couldn't rescue the hippy?
he was too far out man!
Two cowboys in a bar admiring each other's pistols.
"How come you've got five notches on your gun?" says one.
"That's for killin five injuns down in Dry Gulch. How many notches you got?"
"Six, for killin four Mexicans down El Paso way."
And the first guy says "How come you got six notches and ya only killed four Mexicans?"
"Well. Ya get bonus notches for Mexicans."
How many Spanish guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Did you hear about the Buddhist who ordered a hotdog - he said to the vendor "I want to be made one with everything"
When he asked for his change, the vendor said "Change comes from within"
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
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