Get rid of your unfunny comedy waste material here
i ask my local butcher "how long can i keep a chicken in the freezer he said oh about a couple of months"
" well thats funny i said i put one in last night and it was dead the next morning"
five Englishmen were taveling in an audi quatro from the north of Ireland to the south. when they got to the border the border guard told them that he was placing them under arrest as there was five of them in a quatro.
They tried to explain that quatro was just the name and the vehicle was legally equiped to carry five.
their entreaties fell on deaf ears. the guard was adamant that he was arresting them.
they asked to see his superior officer butwere told that this was impossible,so asked why it was impossible.
because he is arresting two other Englishmen for travelling in a fiat uno.
wondered where this thread had gone, so >>>
marriage is like a pack of cards: you start off with two hearts and a diamond, but after a year or two you wish you had a club and a spade...
Since someone went to the effort of spam-boinging...
I pledged a pound for charity earlier.They said it was the shiniest quid they'd ever seen.
Warning the following joke is not for all tastes.........
What do Kate Middleton and Dodi Fayed have in common...?
They've both had their finger in Diana's ring....
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