or a red, yellow and white one
that says
fetcheveryone
No, no, no - a vest is the way to go.
Although the red and yellow with fetcheveryone on it seems quite a novel idea.
We need a slogan:
Shagged, but not in a good way.
More waist less speed.
I'll think of something else.
I do I have one but it was ages ago
<starts getting creative>
I think a nice white T shirt with hundreds of red Poppies on it a nice touch of class
an off the shoulder one ?