Dog Fouling - Done to Death, I know . . .

Now, now, children, play nicely.

Dogs do use up a lot of the earth's resources - and so do children.  Someone very into sustainability (with children) told me that having kids is about the least green thing you can do, and having pets was nearly as bad.

Personally, I don't care for (or have) either.

That's an excellent rant, Carter - I salute you.

But it's not really the kind of stuff I would want to hear from a police officer, if truth be told ...

2 words, ironic, and naive.

The first line is splendid irony, when he's posting such a rant at 1am.

And as for naivety, cripes. Posting abusive comments on the net in his position? I doubt he'd be too hard to track down, bearing in mind a 2min check on past posts reveals age, races run, races entered for, and where he's from!!

Well this has got a bit silly hasn't it? Why would anyone want someone to lose his job (not that I'd imagine he would) over a bit of a rant on a messageboard?

I think everyone just needs to lighten up a bit. Remember this is a thread about dogshit, not genocide.

Oh, but marshallini is obviously totally nutso.

No one's saying that Matt!

A few of us are just pointing it out that it's a little worrying to read such a rant from a chap who is meant to keep the order!

Who said about him losing his job ... and Matt says we're getting a bit silly

It's just that we are more identifiable on tinternet that we might think and it is probably good to exercise a little caution if we're in a position of authority. Just saying.

We are being silly, typing under the influence of a bottle of red and sleep deprivation.

I didn't find his rant too bad...............seen a hell of a lot worse..........even under the influence..........

but a agree that the majority of people here are easily tracible in the real world...........stalkers must love this sort of place.............people telling you when they are going on holiday and giving links to the cottage sometimes...............people stating when they are leaving their young children alone in the house on a regular basis..................people telling you where and when they run ....................

i imagine stalkers having a field day on here

not me i am a total secret..........just off to the loo before going up the road 

marshallini wrote (see)

All dog owners are selfish pricks and all dogs should be killed!

Stevie G . wrote (see)

agree with that Matt. I dislike dogs, and dislike dog owners,

lardarse wrote (see)

marshallini wrote (see)

All dog owners are selfish pricks and all dogs should be killed!

Hear hear! Though your attitude is a bit wussy, i'd have the owners butchered too.

marshallini wrote (see)

Are you blind, a shepard, in the military/police/customs? if not then the only reason for that dog's existence is for your pleasure and enjoyment - selfish.
Dogs uses up the earth's finite resource and gives nothing back. selfish.
The £1000s you pay for it's food, grooming, medical/vetinary care each year would be better spent on more humanitarian causes.
Dogs are just dirty, savage, noisy, wastes of space and resources.

Ladies, ladies, ladies, I'm suitably impressed.

However Marshallini (do I know you?, thought I did and you seemed so normal in real life but maybe I am mistaken) .. you may want to re-read through a bit of ancient history and the formation of mankind as it currently is, and whilst doing so pay particular attention to the part played in the odessey of our being by the wolf becoming the domesticated dog and the path that took us down.

As for Stevie G. and Lardarse,  jealousy is a horrible thing isn't it ... holding such extreme hatred for something just because its a better runner than you .. tsk ... poor show chaps poor show !

i don't think my comments on dogs were quite as strong as the other chaps somehow.

and it depends what dog on whether they'd outrun you. Greyhounds and the like..fair dos...it'd be embarrasing.Those little mutts that loook like rugs, i think i'd be safe!

Well that was fun, as easy as throwing a squeaky ball to a pack of bouncing dopey dogs! lol

Runner's world, the home of SERIOUS posting.

So, to the anthropomorphism of dogs.

One of my clients has a child substitute in the form of a dog. Understandable since she hates her own kids, presumably because they're fully grown adults that don't bark, piss up trees or eat their shit. 

Its the sort of shit machine I'd describe as a Scrabster. You know, the sort of creature that tries shagging your foot while you're trying to eat dinner.

"Don't say dog! Cloie will be offended", f f's sake, its a f.. ing DOG!

So a guy (electrician) one day left the door open and the dog ran out. And ran back.

Shit hits the fan. Cloie might have run into the road, Cloie might have been run over, might have been killed.

Up to speed this case goes on about 'eye for an eye' , no-one can imagine how upset I'd have got?

Want a bet?

However when she gets to the stage when she said she would kill the guys wife to even things up. You know what nutters some dog people are.

Like the guy who threatened anyone with 'great vengeance and furious anger if he dared kick his dog'. I asked if instead he just kicked the shit out of someone first, would it be ok if then they kicked his dog.

Just a thought.

Yes YP, he looks at you and thinks you're a dog.

YoungPup wrote (see)

 
......and Millwall fans are a lot like Rottweilers.....

I have been known to chase balls, and I've also had a shit in the woods.  Well off the path, mind. 

YoungPup wrote (see)

I'd make a top dog......

Just imagine a world where it's perfectly normal behaviour for you to:

1) shit wherever and whenever you wanted
2) try and hump any attractive female you bumped into, without the need for any social pleasantries
3) chase after people just for fun
4) to be able to command other creatures to tickle your tummy, or throw you a ball, just by looking at them with your head to one side
5) etc, etc, etc......

You have a point there.

If we start shagging in the street we get arrested, if you're an Alsatian you get away with it.

Outrageous, how much tax does that dog pay?