Dyslexics Untie!

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28/04/2006 at 17:30
Two dyslexics walk into a room - one says to the other "Can you smell gas?" - the other one says "Don't be silly, I can't even smell my own name!"
28/04/2006 at 17:55
Did you hear about the dyslexic rock star?

He choked on his own vimto.
28/04/2006 at 17:58
Or the dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat
28/04/2006 at 18:07
And worshipped their dog ??
28/04/2006 at 21:45
Or the devil worshipper one - he sold his soul to santa!
29/04/2006 at 09:39
Or the dyslexic bank robber - ran into the bank and said "Everybody get down! This is a mothersticking f*ck up!"
29/04/2006 at 09:40
Or the dyslexic agnostic insomiac? He spent all night awake wondering if there really is a Dog.
29/04/2006 at 09:54
Or the dyslexic couple who couldn't have sex?

They kept trying to do 96...
29/04/2006 at 10:09
and those who thought DNA stood for the National Dyslexic Association
29/04/2006 at 10:17
Dyslexia rules ... KO
29/04/2006 at 10:20
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He ran a warehouse.
02/05/2006 at 11:24
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?

02/05/2006 at 11:55
What about the suicidal dyslexic?

He shat himself.
mellifera    pirate
02/05/2006 at 13:56
no longer topical but:
the dyslexic islamic fundamentalisst that tried to assinate Willie Rushden
WildWill    pirate
02/05/2006 at 14:43
im dyslexic


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