Well that's caused a bit of stir hasn't it?
I do wear glasses and the prescription is up to date before anyone asks!
I don't run with a phone or MP3 thingy
Yes it's only a bruise and only some gravel rash (and I will enjoy picking at it before it falls off)
The reason I didn't see the bloody great hole was because the sun was low in the sky and momentarily blinded me
No I don't want to sue anyone.
All I want is someone to fill the bl**dy holes in, so some poor old dear doesn’t do themselves real damage.
Fortunately I never run into a tree though! 
Edited: 26/08/2010 at 21:55