Okay Laurie, I'm onto you now. You start up an amusing and potentially informative thread that has the girlies buzzing around like flies but it is really a vehicle for you to boast about you endowments. Just how much "flapping around" can there be? I suppose the lady next to you thought you had brought in your own fan, or did you find yourself repeatedly knocking the controls until you ended up with a stiff incline? Well I'm sorry but I think the girlies on this forum go for the more cerebral, considerate type.
After many years of playing various teamsports I have noticed that the larger the gentleman, the smaller the towel. I'd be there with my bath robe but Jeff "the snake" Smith would just have a flannel. Ring any bells Laurie?