slumber!, does that mean staying in bed?
You just want me to do a pussy joke KK!
x-post sorry!
People behave differently tho after a few drinks!
Well, I would to hear one that hasn't been done before
... and doesn't have twat on the end!
but then there's always a twat on the end of a pussy
(sorry, I actually didn't rack the balls up on that one but couldn't resist)
You kind of have to know the context of that though...
Ok someone else's turn.
I used to go to the local social 3X week Meldy.....but not the social you're talking about!
Anyway Blonds said I'm not invited!
Do you call yourself your forum names?
Could I wear my Pre vest?
how it would end, I'm not sure
Three cream eggs in the fountain? Or am I getting confused with a song...
I hate dinner parties! I like the pub.
er...last two posts, yes and yes..
if you could shut your eyes and pretend that a cow shit filled stream on the farm was a fountain.
Yeah, my ego definitely got the better of me many years ago, however you'd all think I'm a complete wanker if I told you
