Yeah, Achilles, you got it. I'll take my fruit and veg quota in the form of some fava beans and a nice little chianti.
Land Before Time - wonderful! All of them! "You'll teach me to be sca-ree, and I'll teach you to fly" is among my favourite lyrics.
Aren't there any schools where you guys live? Tch, tch. Isotonic drinks have about the same number of molecules per unit volume as body fluid and therefore, allegedly, pass through the gut wall and into the system quickly. Unless, of course, your stomach uses them to generate dayglo pavement wash (it's not just elite athletes who can do that trick). Hypotonic drinks (water, weak squash, coffee) have fewer molecules per unit volume than body fluid and are good for rehydration but not so effective at providing fuel. And all this talk of invisible particles certainly makes the phrase "marketing scam" pop up from my subconscious. It reminds me of the ads for cosmetics with their claims to contain things like liposomes and provitamin-B.
And, in turn, maybe there's someone out there who knows why tinned baked beans and pasta Teletubbies count as a portion of fruit and vegetables (lycopene in the tomato sauce, perhaps?) while potatoes don't?