I've just googled Tripping the Rift - looks good - some great lines from the clown:
"You may have dodged Death's cream pie today, but mark my words with a red grease pencil — the next time you might not be so lucky!"
"It's not cotton candy. It's the 'Clown Hair Club for Men.' You're not supposed to be able to tell the difference!"
GET TO KNOW DARPH BOBO
LIKES:
Crushing his enemies under his floppy shoes
Smearing hot cotton candy all over his...umm, never mind
Killing his own witless stormtroopers
DISLIKES:
Road trips with too many clowns in one car
Being made to look like a pointy-haired chump
Mowing his lawn
SECRET AMBITION:
All his ambitions are public, universal and unapologetically evil.
Great stuff!!!!!
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