On BBC Radio Ulster this morning, the co-presenter Karen Patterson:
" . . . . and here's an alternative take on the Jimmy Saville scandal from one of our listeners, who texts: I don't know what all the fuss is about, he was a lovely man - when I was 8 years old, Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow, blindfolded".
I kid you not, she actually read it out and then she and her fellow presenter commented on what a strange message it was! An apology was then aired 20 minutes later!!
Has made me laugh all day . . . as I get through the last hours of my taper madness ahead of the Dublin Marathon.