Jimmy Saville

Mr. Majestic wrote (see)

Found a link to the infamous Jimmy Saville Have I Got News For You unbroadcastable outtakes - probably not true but you never know.

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt

Oh come off it.  That's a Chris Morris script, not an outtake.

Lirish wrote (see)

   Speaking of Colin Jackson is this a bad time to say I know a guy at work whose brother orally pleasured him. Allegedly obviously, I wouldn't want to kick anything off on here.....

Now it's clear who you are. You're Jay from the Inbetweeners aren't you.

Mr. Majestic wrote (see)

Found a link to the infamous Jimmy Saville Have I Got News For You unbroadcastable outtakes - probably not true but you never know.

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt

Erm.....

kittenkat wrote (see)

Mr. Majestic wrote (see)

Found a link to the infamous Jimmy Saville Have I Got News For You unbroadcastable outtakes - probably not true but you never know.

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt

Erm.....

Miffi wrote (see)

kittenkat wrote (see)

Mr. Majestic wrote (see)

Found a link to the infamous Jimmy Saville Have I Got News For You unbroadcastable outtakes - probably not true but you never know.

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt

Erm.....

  ....are you pausing for dramatic effect?

On the edge of my seat.

which isn't really very comfortable.

cougie wrote (see)

That HIGNFY transcript just reads as complete fantasy ? They can't even spell Savile right ? And no way would the audience be laughing at such awkward and plain nasty stuff ? Deayton got fired from HIGNFY partly for a bad Savile joke about the dead mother. I doubt even Merton could get away scot free with that attack and it just doesn't sound like him. A bit of googling shows that the piece was dismissed as a hoax and was removed from one site for fear of libel action ?

Nobody's perfect.

But on balance I'm sure, through 'entertainment' and fund raising, he brought happiness to more people and in greater measure than sadness through any badness he may have done.

So I'm comfortable with the fact he existed.

Lamb Chop wrote (see)

The power of your logic is almost Vaticanesque Mr Majestic.

Corinthian

Now then, now then, as it happens Jim always new a good friend who could help him fix anything.

MP

Corinthian wrote (see)

The HIGNFY transcript is complete bogus bullshit and poorly written bullshit - anyone with the slightest knowledge of script writing and has studied how people actually speak to each other can spot that.

He might have been a predatory peado - if he was he was incredibly lucky with his victims. There are lawyers out there who would kill for a bunch of clients with such a high profile target - he'd make their careers... yet, beyond internet tittle tattle there hasn't been one case, one newspaper exposure, one injunction. Makes you wonder why...