'Mature' runners.

Older runners meet here.

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30/01/2003 at 12:25
Slow down Chimp. They're not up yet.
30/01/2003 at 12:27
<bish, whizz, spin, kick, crunch.....>


<piglet wrinkles little snout up and begins to cry>

The metal axle has harmed my tooth :-((

<sob, sob, sob>
30/01/2003 at 12:27
Wait for me, Chimp! I'm coming too :-)
30/01/2003 at 12:30
Piglet, the Guardian did try to warn you about fire engines.
30/01/2003 at 12:33
I'm in...... hehe heheh heh.... :-)
30/01/2003 at 12:33
I've registered now. Waiting for a code then I can post messages on the yankee site.

Anyone got any messages??
30/01/2003 at 12:35
Nice one WP.

If we go, we go together!!!

30/01/2003 at 12:38
Just composing a message in verse, Chimp...hang on a mo...
30/01/2003 at 12:39
Testing, testing....
30/01/2003 at 12:40
Wee P

see the toys really do make a difference, what happened to that snuffly sad piglet of a couple of days ago.. Mind you it was a smart idea to impregnate the toys with LSD, 'cos you really are on something this morning.

Yank Bashers

Good Luck, and please let them know we'd willingly send our Tony (him with the inane grin) over the top first into baghdad. in fact post him on the first Cruise.
30/01/2003 at 12:41
Poor Piglet - here's a bandage for your snout and a couple of Dime bars (well known remedy for damaged porcine nasal parts)
30/01/2003 at 12:47
sfh - I feel like a new piglet with the toys! It was a great idea :)

meerkat - thank you.

<piglet wraps bandage round snout and munches on a Dime bar>

I feel much better now :)

<jingle, jangle, jingle> Would you like to hang from the chain? :)
30/01/2003 at 12:47
You're there Piglet. Me too, sad as I am...
30/01/2003 at 12:49
ACW just ask them which female won the Chicago Marathon, and what was her time.

And WP can I have some of what your on, I'm stripping wallpaper at the moment cause no-one wants to give me a job, and I'm fed up.
30/01/2003 at 12:58
Post this one.

Message from Johnny J., originator of the Over 60/Mature Runner threads.

Lighten up, you're sounding very anally retentive. Don't tell me you've reached your age and have no saggy bits. If you can own it then you can call yourself mature. You'll feel much better and you may smile just once.

30/01/2003 at 13:03
Got it!!
30/01/2003 at 13:05
Hurry up Chimp. We need some advanced fatuousness.
30/01/2003 at 13:06
Oh, it's split up my Haiku...
30/01/2003 at 13:13
I see you're drawing our american cousins in nicely piglet all kind and responsive

expecting a hail of flying trotters shortly coupled with a truckload of discarded banana skins caringly donated by our championchimp to aid timing in the next race.
30/01/2003 at 13:17
Um... no, sfh - that's our own Glenn I'm chatting with over there!

It's just a bit of a tease. After all, what Billow said was really pretty amazing! :)
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