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28/01/2003 at 15:15
WeeP: just who is it you fancy? Please supply a list of forumites in order of preference; this has gone on long enough. One minute you're leading me on and getting me all excited about the prospect of "makin' bacon" (so to speak) and then you're throwing yourself at Chimp. C'mon. out with it (and no trotting off without telling).
28/01/2003 at 15:17
Shouldn't that be "pedantry rules, ok"?
28/01/2003 at 15:17
Piglet. Will you please control your snotbox. BTW if you knew where it landed you would certainly want to wipe it down.
28/01/2003 at 15:19
JJ: but he always rings twice so his ring is plural. I'll just send the rest of this direct to the moderator, saves a lot of fuss and bother that way.
28/01/2003 at 15:20
Think you just slipped down Piglet's list JJ.
28/01/2003 at 15:21
I think it's a cultural thing, DavidB. We piglets are omniblokerous, and can be attracted to almost any sort of bloke. I'm afraid we just can't help ourselves. Sigh...

I'll start to put together a list, but I'm not sure whether there'll be room for me to squeeze it all into this little box. Still, I will try. I'll start writing now. Expect the first batch in a couple of hours or so.

<piglet takes up pen and begins to scribble furiously>
28/01/2003 at 15:23
Wee piglet. Nice web-site!

Now what did you want squeezing into your little box??
28/01/2003 at 15:26
<mumble, mumble, mumble, SNEEZE>

JJ - sorry, I covered my snout in a little cotton bag, but then I found I couldn't speak.

So sorry about the projectile, but I'm relieved it landed on Chimp rather than you :) Old Chimpy won't mind :)

<piglet re-drapes little cotton bag over snout and takes up pen and list again>
28/01/2003 at 15:28
Chimp - thank you!

And also for your kind words about my web site :)

Tee hee hee hee hehehe hee!

<piglet skips away, tittering dizzily>
28/01/2003 at 15:28
DB. I've certainly slipped down a list or three in my time.

Piglet. I assume the Potters Vegetarian Cough Mixture (or whatever it was) didn't work otherwise I wouldn't need to get this suit cleaned. Snake oil again or herbal gin.
28/01/2003 at 15:31
Omniblokerous - I like it, Wee P. Always good to keep them guessing.
28/01/2003 at 15:31
It's not snake oil, JJ, honest. It's skunk oil.
28/01/2003 at 15:34
Piglet Wee.

After your ignominious behaviour you owe me one. Just write JJ in the first 2000 places. You know it makes sense.
28/01/2003 at 15:36
Meerkat. Wasn't it skunk cabbage oil? You need to be more careful about your close relatives.
28/01/2003 at 15:36
Hello meerkat :) I've placed an order for the VCR, and hope to have it delivered to me later this evening.

JJ - you're wearing a suit? Swooon......
28/01/2003 at 15:38
I keep a special one for my birthday!
28/01/2003 at 15:41
Piglet. You off to see JT? He's doing some concerts in late spring. Me and Mrs will probably go and see him in Sheffield?
28/01/2003 at 15:45
Piglet. Also, if you're interested, pale yellow YSL shirt, Pierre Cardin revolting tie, Calvin Klein knickers, standard British grey socks and black shoes. Oh! and a Swatch that also makes tea but I don't know how to work it. The family keep me up to date otherwise I'd be dressed in me cardy and plus fours.
28/01/2003 at 15:46
JJ - Is it your birthday now???

Chimp - Many thanks for the tip - I hadn't realised he was due, and I'd certainly like to see him. Just been over to the website and I see that there's not a great deal of choice. No Manchester? I'll probably aim for Sheffield. Thanks again :)
28/01/2003 at 15:48
You're right JJ. Just didn't want to get too technical. Skunks are only very distant cousins, although their outer wear is very classy.
Hope the VCR eases the snout, WP.
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