Padded Cell

Hilde, please let me out

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14/03/2003 at 10:14
I appear to be in a padded cell full of Viz comics and rude comments written on the back of draft pages from a PhD thesis. Could someone please let me out?
14/03/2003 at 10:18
Poor DavidB! How did this happen??

<Piglet sings, to the tune of "Yesterday">

DavidB
You are doomed to always take the P
Now you see where this has landed thee!
Oh poor DB, we do miss ye!

trot trot trot
trot trot
trot



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14/03/2003 at 10:20
DavidB
Shouldn't have asked for ladies breasts to see
Now you're shut away for our security
Oh I do grieve for David B
14/03/2003 at 10:23
Hey. Its good in here!


Chimp pull up set by the fire and picks up Loaded)
14/03/2003 at 10:28
Hello DavidB,

Now, if you were training for FLM this would be a great opportunity for you to reduce your mileage. Can I interest you in a copy of my new book, "The Art of the Successful Tapir"?
14/03/2003 at 10:38
<<meerkat peers through the bars of the cell and waves a pair of ladies undies at DavidB and Chimp>>
14/03/2003 at 10:55
.


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trot
trot trot
trot trot trot

<piglet returns>

Still here, eh, DB?? I've brought you a snack.

<Piglet offers small plate of Johnny cakes, fresh from the US of A>

<whispers: Shhhh... I found these on the Maturites thread - I think JJ had hidden them away for later consumption. Meerkat brought them back from the US Forums this morning. Piglet tries to look innocent.>

La, la, la, la, la, la, la :-)

skip skip skip
skip skip skip
14/03/2003 at 11:03
Look guys I appreciate the comments but unless I'm serious for two whole days Hilde is not going to let me out of here.
14/03/2003 at 11:05
There's a wailing and gnashing of teeth in Gear, DB.
<<meerkat listens very carefully>>
Oh no, it's not. It's Chimp eating all your Johnny cakes.
14/03/2003 at 11:05
But DavidB you look soooooo cosy other there in the corner.

Ok whats it worth to free u
14/03/2003 at 11:11
I wander in, looking for MY cakes, and find the whole of the mature thread idling about.
David, you were serious for two days in 1990. Now put your trousers back on a go home.
JJ
14/03/2003 at 11:18
Looks like you're here for the duration then DB.

Dont worry, I'll make sure we're well stocked with Stella.

Woo-hoo! Friday night is takeaway night (as i suspect every other night of the week will.)
14/03/2003 at 11:43
<<meerkat sneaks into cell and takes out a pair of scissors. She snips through the phone line>>
Sorry boys, no take aways until Hilde says so.
14/03/2003 at 11:47
Hee hee hee!!!

14/03/2003 at 11:54
Women eh?

Never heard of mobile phones!

:-))
14/03/2003 at 11:55
Chimp Heres a copy of the Racing Post. You can see where your money went yesterday. At least you won't have to do any virtual mucking out for the thread's horse this weekend.

Bullfinch.
14/03/2003 at 12:02
Chimp - don't you remember that you were thoroughly frisked when you entered the cell??
14/03/2003 at 12:07
Meerkat - I suspect that Chimp didn't realise that he was actually being frisked...
14/03/2003 at 12:10
Hehehe. And he thought that was a mobile phone in his pocket...
14/03/2003 at 12:17
Hee hee hee!!!

<piglet falls to floor in paroxysm of mirth!>
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