Paula or Kelly? - General running

Waylon Smithers

11/11/2004 at 14:40

Which one would you rather get jiggy with?

Nessie

11/11/2004 at 14:45

Erm, reading between the lines in certain tabloid newspapers, I suspect that Ms Holmes would refuse...............

LittleRedCorvette

11/11/2004 at 15:15

I thought you were gay Waylon?

Gumps

11/11/2004 at 15:16

I think you've been on letsrun.com

McGoohan

11/11/2004 at 15:17

Nessie, you can't believe all you read in the tabloids. I mean, they try to make out that Peter Mandelson's gay...

Nessie

11/11/2004 at 15:17

True, McG, true.

chrslmb

11/11/2004 at 15:23

What do they say about the lovely Kelly in the tabloids, please?

McGoohan

11/11/2004 at 15:33

I think the implication is that she, ahem, drinks from a different cup...

LittleRedCorvette

11/11/2004 at 15:37

Moon cup?

chrslmb

11/11/2004 at 15:40

That would be why she turned Tom Cruise down then.
That and the fact that he's a grinning, religious dwarf.

Perhaps a threesome with both ladies might be more appropriate then?

McGoohan

11/11/2004 at 15:44

Sure thing.

But you have to catch them first...

soc

11/11/2004 at 15:44

Oh, holy shit, that made me feel really ill! (drinking from moon cups, not the implication KH is gay/bi).

soc

11/11/2004 at 15:45

She turned Tom Cruise down apparently because she had 'nothing to wear' !

chrslmb

11/11/2004 at 15:50

I've been told that as well (though not by either Kelly or Paula) and I think most men know what it means.

soc

11/11/2004 at 15:53

That you had nothing to wear, surely !?

soc

11/11/2004 at 15:55

but then again I've never been told it (or said it) so maybe I'm naïve on these matters

chrslmb

11/11/2004 at 15:58

Naïve indeed.

If a lady turns you down because she has 'nothing to wear', or because she's 'washing her hair', or in fact for any reason at all, then it means she's a lesbian.

Though perversely this has the effect of making her even more attractive.

jason X

11/11/2004 at 16:06

kelly holmes for sure.

Surely shes not a carpet muncher :-)

soc

11/11/2004 at 16:16

Not always - if someone turned me down because she was washing her hair, then she'd be straight!

soc

11/11/2004 at 16:16

(or would actually be washing her hair.. though I feel this is of even less likelihood than not having anything to wear :-) )

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