Paula or Kelly?

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11/11/2004 at 14:40
Which one would you rather get jiggy with?

11/11/2004 at 14:45
Erm, reading between the lines in certain tabloid newspapers, I suspect that Ms Holmes would refuse...............
11/11/2004 at 15:15
I thought you were gay Waylon?
11/11/2004 at 15:16
I think you've been on letsrun.com
11/11/2004 at 15:17
Nessie, you can't believe all you read in the tabloids. I mean, they try to make out that Peter Mandelson's gay...
11/11/2004 at 15:17
True, McG, true.
11/11/2004 at 15:23
What do they say about the lovely Kelly in the tabloids, please?
11/11/2004 at 15:33
I think the implication is that she, ahem, drinks from a different cup...
11/11/2004 at 15:37
Moon cup?
11/11/2004 at 15:40
That would be why she turned Tom Cruise down then.
That and the fact that he's a grinning, religious dwarf.

Perhaps a threesome with both ladies might be more appropriate then?
11/11/2004 at 15:44
Sure thing.

But you have to catch them first...
soc
11/11/2004 at 15:44
Oh, holy shit, that made me feel really ill! (drinking from moon cups, not the implication KH is gay/bi).
soc
11/11/2004 at 15:45
She turned Tom Cruise down apparently because she had 'nothing to wear' !
11/11/2004 at 15:50
I've been told that as well (though not by either Kelly or Paula) and I think most men know what it means.
soc
11/11/2004 at 15:53
That you had nothing to wear, surely !?
soc
11/11/2004 at 15:55
but then again I've never been told it (or said it) so maybe I'm naïve on these matters
11/11/2004 at 15:58
Naïve indeed.

If a lady turns you down because she has 'nothing to wear', or because she's 'washing her hair', or in fact for any reason at all, then it means she's a lesbian.

Though perversely this has the effect of making her even more attractive.
11/11/2004 at 16:06
kelly holmes for sure.

Surely shes not a carpet muncher :-)
soc
11/11/2004 at 16:16
Not always - if someone turned me down because she was washing her hair, then she'd be straight!
soc
11/11/2004 at 16:16
(or would actually be washing her hair.. though I feel this is of even less likelihood than not having anything to wear :-) )

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