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17/05/2005 at 10:42

Your final sentence makes me think you're not as stupid as I first thought you were.


cougie    pirate
17/05/2005 at 10:45
Good job it wasn't Mark Lewis Francis having a beer with his pot smoking friends eh ? ;-)
17/05/2005 at 10:45
You're a brave man NT and we salute you!
17/05/2005 at 10:53
Cougie, I thought that Mark Lewis Francis was in a confined space with 16 mates, with them (and not him) all smoking joints at the same time and this explained the level of dope in his specimen! Yeah Right!!
cougie    pirate
05/11/2010 at 12:31

5 years on and this still makes me chuckle thinking about it.  Fantastic.

No Toes wrote (see)
At last after years of being verbally abused by “chavs”et. al on street corners, I finally came up with some sort of revenge! On Friday evening I was a few miles into a decent run that was going well and I was really enjoying it. I was running through Bourne End when on the opposite side of the road this pikey (who was sat on a wall with his girlfriend) launched into the usual “you f*****g w****r, you f*****g queer, you f*****g loser”, his girlfriend clearly giggling with glee. I shouted back, “I may be a f*****g w****r, a f*****g queer, and a f*****g loser, but I can run faster than you and your pet pig” At which point the girlfriend stopped giggling and said pikey threw down his cigarette and beer can and proceeded to run after me. I let him follow me for several hundred yards (needless to say with a healthy gap between me and him) and when he stopped looking slightly purple around the gills, so did I. I turned round and said “I may be a f*****g w****r, a f*****g queer and a f*****g loser but I can run faster and further than you. Now get back to your pet pig before she gets lonely” My wife thinks that I should find another route tonight!
05/11/2010 at 12:48
You should print that on a t-shirt!
05/11/2010 at 13:16
05/11/2010 at 16:02
Genius!! that's hilarious..
06/11/2010 at 21:09
I'm glad you had some revenge on the idiot, but you seem to have insulted the wrong person, ie. the one who was just gigling not calling you names.
07/11/2010 at 18:16

Very good

I had a similar run in recently where a group of chavs saw me running and crossed over to where I was and deliberately got in my way, presumably to start a fight or something. Didn't work very well though, I avoided the first 3 and ran smack bang in to the last 2 knocking one of them flying (they deliberately blocked the path completely and stopped next to a parked car so I couldn't even avoid them). They shouted some abuse but I was long gone at this point.

A mate of mine was running a few years ago when a lad started running alongside him, shoving him and calling him gay names (what is it with weird folk associating running with being gay?). He simply stopped running, turned to face the lad and booted him full on in the knackers. No more trouble from him

Thankfully these things don't happen often but it is irritating.

08/11/2010 at 11:19
"I avoided the first 3 and ran smack bang in to the last 2 knocking one of them flying "

had similar a few years ago - some chav strutting along the pavement towards me with his pet pig in tow and not a lot of space between the wall on one side and parked cars on the other. he had that "I'm not moving look" on his face so I just shouted "you'd best move as I'm not stopping" - he didn't and neither did I, so he got 16 stone of prop forward bodycheck into his right side and went flying. much to the hilarious giggles of his pet pig....I ran on with a smile....
08/11/2010 at 12:45

Great thread... Most i've had so far i a couple of kids try and keep up for a bit in a very light hearted way.

Hope i don't ever have to do this kind of thing but will bear it in mind!!

To be fair i'm much better at martial arts than running so look forward to it

cougie    pirate
02/05/2013 at 21:21
I'm bouncing this back up. It's on a par with "warning" "no number" and "terror on the towpath" I reckon.

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