Police complaint of going commando

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05/06/2012 at 20:21
Hey all, my first post here be gentle please. I've been running for years wearing usual shorts with liner, and not and tights in winter. Been living in London and Spain until 3 years ago and moved to kent. Now I run by coast in Kent early mornings and have been approached by local police saying "complaints" have been made about me running. Apparently my bits "flop" too much!!! And people complained, probably men))) Police asked if I could wear underwear which I refused and they said kids might see my sausage...at 6am??!! Any ideas on if I can get in trouble for this? As I said I generally wear shorts with liner, sometimes no liner if hot and winter tights with no undies. Am I exposing myself?????? Getting paranoid now....
seren nos yn canu    pirate
05/06/2012 at 20:34

sorry don't understand.can you cl;arify which shorts you are wearing when you are comando..if its tights or tight shorts then surely your bits stay still.......if not the shorts are too loose.......

if you are wearing loose shorts then they would only know you are commando if when you qare running your tackle drops down and can be seen............if this is the case then yes you are exposing yourself and you had better get it sorted soon as its not a nice sight for anyone 6 am in the morning when they are out and about

05/06/2012 at 20:37
Either running shorts, not split ones but quite short. In winter tights, but stuff still moves with tights. Nothing had popped out, ever. They're complaining about the floppiness!!
M...eldy    pirate
05/06/2012 at 20:37

If you are exposing your bits then yes you are exposing and yes you can get into trouble


Get some proper shorts that fit

 

05/06/2012 at 20:38
Nike drift shorts normally
05/06/2012 at 20:39
Im NOT exposing anything, nothing can be seen outside. It's the floppiness they are complaining about.
05/06/2012 at 20:40

Shane, if that's in any way a serious post, and the police are getting involved, I'd put some underwear on.

Otherwise you're heading straight for the some trouble...and the sex offenders register!

M...eldy    pirate
05/06/2012 at 20:42

Yep, what he said

05/06/2012 at 20:43
So basically your first post is to draw attention to rhe size of your gens?
05/06/2012 at 20:43
@Stevie, it is serious and are you serious? Most people don't wear anything more than liner with shorts, underwear won't solve the issue I don't think.
05/06/2012 at 20:43
Good effort!
seren nos yn canu    pirate
05/06/2012 at 20:44

if nothing is ecposed how on earth could they see your floppiness,..sorry something doesn't add up here.never heard of anythging like this before......

if it was true then you wouldn't be able to run far without being incredibly sore.a bit like a woman running without a bra.unless you are very very small endowed its going to hurt like shit

05/06/2012 at 20:44
LOL@ johnny, no not at all. Just concerned...
05/06/2012 at 20:46

Shane...so good you named yourself twice?

I think I'd advise wear some underpants, and maybe wear some protection around your knees as well, as clearly they're taking a battering too.

ps in terms of hoax threads yours is....probably in the middle knowing this forum!

05/06/2012 at 20:46
@seren: They see floppiness through shorts and tights, apparently. I can run fine, no soreness, use Vaseline in thighs etc...
M...eldy    pirate
05/06/2012 at 20:48

Take the advice given you by the poliss, in my experience they wont come back to 'advise' you a second time

seren nos yn canu    pirate
05/06/2012 at 20:48

so it doesn't hurt...that clarifies a lot.thank you

05/06/2012 at 20:49
Steve, nothing fake about my post. Don't want to reply, don't.
05/06/2012 at 20:49
Thanks for your help people, or lack of it.....
Kryten    pirate
05/06/2012 at 20:50

To avoid anyone seeing your floppiness, next time you run make sure you have an erection.

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