My old club - once I turned up to a track club away league fixture and found that only something like 3 others from ours had made the trip. We were all used to chipping in with 1 extra event due to non-arrivals, but in this case we all ended up doing several extras each, in many cases things we'd never tried before.
With the throws, fine - let the projectile leave your hand/s once and get a point.But in my case, one of the events was the 400m hurdles. And as it happened, I'd done some solo training the week before and put a few out purely to see if I could get over them. And I enjoyed it. So, buoyed by my vast experience over hurdles, I put myself down for both that and the 110m version.
Oh god.
There were only 4 in my race, and one lad belted round 2 hurdles ahead of the rest of us. Not a problem, I left him to it. I climbed over the first two safely enough, and was hanging in there for 3rd, but then at 200m I absolutely clattered a hurdle and went a-rolling. Purely on adrenaline I got up and caught him back up for the next obstacle, but I had no kind of pattern going, and pulled up ahead of it for fear of running straight through it. At this point I realised my knee was in bits, but - still - I paced back 10 strides and gave myself a run-up at it. Just about got over.
And now, into the straight, dead last and purely playing for 1 league point for finishing, I fell over twice more. Right in front of a packed stadium.
3 falls in a one-lap hurdles race. Beat that.
The senior judge informed me on crossing the line that there's absolutely no way I'm allowed to run the 100mh.
A later event I was permitted to join in with though was the 100m. However, after showering off chunks of track, my knees were scorched almost to the bone. I'd stiffened up horrendously, and couldn't physically get down into the starting position. So, I had to do a very creaky standing start, to the amusement of more or less every under 16 in attendance. Of which there were dozens. "Look, it's him again," pointed most of the crowd.
Haven't touched the hurdles since. One day I might actually give it a proper, coached go. Would be nice to get through a full lap of them without being deemed a hazard to myself and others.