I work in a pub and after a shift on a Friday, I got in early (for me anyway, at about 12:30am Saturday) and couldn't sleep.
Since I'd skipped my run earlier in the day I decided that I'd go at 2 in the morning, but to avoid running past nightclubs/bars etc I'd run along the canal side in Manchester... Never. Again.
Propositioned twice, by men.
Passed 3 copulating couples, 1 gay couple, 2 straight.
For all 5 encounters, I was thinking, what do I say? Do I say anything? Do I look like some odd running pervert?
Not as wholesome a sight as alpacas and panda cows, sorry