Scientists confirm running is bad for you

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01/04/2008 at 07:25

Scientists have shown that running actually causes irreversible brain damage in susceptible individuals, acording to latest reports. Runners at risk are those having the so-called "frail loop", an area near the hypothalamus, said Prof Alf Lio of the Institute of Seasonal Studies.  Initial findings suggest that damage could be prevented by wearing headgear made of polar foil.

01/04/2008 at 07:28
SOG - where could I get some of that foil? Tesco don't have it. I don't want to take any unnecessary risks. Thanks.
01/04/2008 at 07:31
Portugal, apparently. Try Lilpo, Faro.
01/04/2008 at 07:33
Apparently wearing a hat made of freshly grown spaghetti helps too!
01/04/2008 at 07:34
FFS

!!!!!!!!!

My marathon addiction does NOT mean i have a weak or disordered brain
;)
01/04/2008 at 07:35

I'm sure another announcement will be made just after midday!

01/04/2008 at 07:35

Lee-Sterine

I saw that programme about the spaghetti trees

Most enlightening

01/04/2008 at 07:35
Are you sure of that Hippo??
01/04/2008 at 07:36
what, about the spaghetti trees?

It was on telly, so it must be true!
01/04/2008 at 07:43
No - you having a brain disorder luvvie.
01/04/2008 at 07:43
Nah, x post. I agree that anything seen on TV must be true. I was casting nasturtiums on your sanity though!
01/04/2008 at 07:44
Dog - more x posts. that comment was, of course, aimed at Hippo. Although, if the (foil lined) cap fits......
01/04/2008 at 07:48

We could eat the nasturtiums with the spaghetti using a foil dish.
Then all would be well and we'd all be world class affleets.

Maybe.  

01/04/2008 at 08:50
Great idea, Limper. Praps we could get Delia onto it?
01/04/2008 at 08:51
Would tin foil do instead? It's probably cheaper and easier to get.
01/04/2008 at 09:49
I've got some of that foil backed stuff you wrap around water pipes in the loft. I shall now be taking orders for hats knitted from it
Edited: 01/04/2008 at 09:49
01/04/2008 at 10:14

PINCH PUNCH FIRST OF THE MONTH....NO RETURNS!!!!!!!

01/04/2008 at 10:20
Polar foil, eh? I'll have to get oxy to bring some back.

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