Ok, you can be an adopted Scot, Steve. But you have to eat a whole haggis to yourself to prove you are worthy!
Bishopbriggs is near Glasgow (I'll probably get corrected for that - maybe actually IN Glasgow).
The Inverness Half is flat, scenic and well organised, with a pretty good quality t-shirt, medal and goody bag. The entry limit has been raised to 1200 this year, although there were about 800 finishers last year. There are NO entries on the day, so if you fancy it, you have to pre-enter. It's pretty reasonable too, only £11 entry last year.