Terror on the Towpath - Page 4 - General running

Trickle

15/11/2002 at 12:52

Now you've set him off....

A Chimp Writes

15/11/2002 at 13:00

Jodie Swallow....the triathlete!!!! (not the other one)

DavidB

15/11/2002 at 13:12

I have just searched the web for pictures of Jodie swallow. I may be some time....

A Chimp Writes

15/11/2002 at 13:17

Any good for a cover DavidB?? of RW I mean

LizzyB

15/11/2002 at 13:17

What have I done? Sorry Trickle ....

DavidB

15/11/2002 at 14:19

I think she needs to be touched up.

Will someone please report this thread to the moderator!!

LizzyB

15/11/2002 at 14:24

DavidB - you've been looking at that picture of Jodie for the last hour! Haven't you got any work to do?

A Chimp Writes

15/11/2002 at 14:25

I will. Its been a while since I had a stern e-mail :-))

A Chimp Writes

15/11/2002 at 14:38

DavidB Are you looking at the right Jodie Swallow? There is another one who although, clearly multi-skilled, is no triathlete.

DavidB

15/11/2002 at 14:44

Chimp:I don't know who you are talking about but I can assure you I am looking at the right one!!!

Lizzy: (blushes)

A Chimp Writes

15/11/2002 at 17:48

Look DavidB. I'm beginning to worry about you now mate. You've been looking long enough now. Just point the cursor to that little x on the top right hand of your screen, left click and walk away. Dont look back!

I was right about her though, wasnt I?

DavidB

15/11/2002 at 17:56

You're right chimp, I've got to get my life back on track. Perhaps I need to get a heart rate monitor or something. Can't type anymore my arm is tired.

DavidB

15/11/2002 at 18:19

Look Chimp you've got to forget about Jodie, she's not interested in the likes of you. If you want proof look at
www.sportingphotos.org/jodie_swallow.htm
The second photo from the right in the middle row; it's cruel I know but you don't stand a chance.

A Chimp Writes

15/11/2002 at 19:13

Damn! You're right. You dont think she might just be trying to tease old chimp do you?

Not the best photos of old Jodie it has to be said and I'm disappointed to note she doesnt have her number written on her leg. But hey! Jodie!

BTW I can forgive you trying to destroy my fantasies but mentioning heart rate monitors is a yellow card offence. So dont do it again.

DavidB

15/11/2002 at 21:03

Sorry Chimp, I couldn't think of a way to break it to you gently. I promise not to mention hrm's again (anyway I would need advice on how to use one). I did have one idea though, why don't we become affiliated?

A Chimp Writes

16/11/2002 at 10:17

Oh yes, The Big Girls Blouse running club. The anonymous e-mailers didnt come through for me in the end. Well they never replied to my anonymous e-mails anyway, so unfortunately the only interest I got (apart from Snickster) was from the moderator telling me to stop picking on those sensitive URWFRC guys. Cheek!

A Chimp Writes

16/11/2002 at 13:30

PS, I was joking about the moderator!

LizzyB

17/11/2002 at 20:05

Oh David B how could you? ... breaking such bad news to Chimp on a Friday night ... he would have spent the whole weekend in his tiny attic bedroom, watching t'mills pump smoke past the broken window, sobbing his little heart out. How can you sleep .......

PS heh heh heh

A Chimp Writes

17/11/2002 at 20:12

Oh thank you very much LizzyB! Thought you were my mate!!
You're right of course, but then you knew that didn't you (sob!)

DavidB

18/11/2002 at 08:27

Lizzy: I have been working all weekend to try to make it up to Chimp in some way and, great news, the other Jodie Swallow is definitely interested! From what I've seen she may even be a tri-athlete (she's very fit and can do three things at once). It appears that she is not so sensitive on the thorny issue of inter-species relationships. Go for it Chimp! One Swallow may not make a summer but it could be one heck of an evening...