Things you say to yourself when running

61 to 71 of 71 messages
13/02/2013 at 11:27

I hear you have very short thighs...

13/02/2013 at 12:18

It used to be "If Jimmy Savile can do it then so can I" but it recently became inappropriate

13/02/2013 at 13:26

'Spectators! Lift those knees, Simon!' (Yes, an audience does make me faster.)

13/02/2013 at 13:42

Yes matty, I wouldn't be running past any schools blurting that out if I were you.

David F - I assume you're talking about your running belt?  Most of them are adjustable, just have a look around the back for a strap and tighten it.  It won't slip down then. Best of luck.

13/02/2013 at 14:00

I sing songs from Les Miserables and the 'just keep running (swimming)' song from Finding Nemo.

13/02/2013 at 14:34

If that little dog doesn't F@*K off I'm going to punt it over that hedge!!

13/02/2013 at 14:37

It doesn't hurt

It doesn't hurt

It doesn't hurt

It doe......OMG IT FRIKKIN HURTS!!!

It doesn't hurt

It doesn't hurt......

13/02/2013 at 15:29
Journorunner wrote (see)
Upon seeing a massive, unexpected hill during a run/race:
'THAT can f*** off!'
But I still end up doing it anyways

Ha! That made me laugh out loud. I do the same thing.

 

13/02/2013 at 15:56
I bet David Falconer 3 wishes he had got an entry for this race
13/02/2013 at 16:23

Paula Radcliffe said she can run 1 mile in a count to 100. I try that and laugh at how slow I am. I ran with a friend who is a psychiatrist and told her about my "internal dialogue" expecting her to say "oh we all do that" and she just went hhhhmmmh really?  

13/02/2013 at 16:40

"If you are struggling, use disassociation techniques to take your mind off the pain. Slowly count to 100 three times, which covers a mile (for Radcliffe)." Guardian

Thanks David I forgot to do it 3 times - still would never get near to her 5 minute miling - ever!

 


We'd love you to add a comment! Please login or take half a minute to register as a free member
61 to 71 of 71 messages
Previously bookmarked threads are now visible in "Followed Threads". You can also manage notifications on these threads from the "Forum Settings" section of your profile settings page to prevent being sent an email when a reply is made.
Forum Jump  

RW Forums