When you're watching the VLM on TV this year, will you be slightly bitter?

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seren nos    pirate
28/01/2013 at 16:09

Thats understandable David.it sems you are an underachiever........seems like you want it all handed to you on a plate.....

don't have one of those high flying office jobs so that you can get a charity place...........can't run fast enough to earn a place......can't get a club place.........no luck in the ballot........

sounds like you are a born loser and your parents noticed the fact early.. ...

28/01/2013 at 16:09

Yeah, but you can't train effectively on no sleep.

28/01/2013 at 16:10

I'll run a GFA time for you, half the price of running for a charity. It's a steal.

28/01/2013 at 16:13
I wonder if he is an only child ?
28/01/2013 at 16:17

Result! Just get Jason to run a GFA time for you!

28/01/2013 at 16:20
David Falconer 3 wrote (see)
'Now your brother Jason ...... now he's a winner, I wish you were more like him .....'

And look how well he turned out!


 (Fantastic idea for VLM fancy dress!)

28/01/2013 at 16:21
Bet he has a sister called Kylie
seren nos    pirate
28/01/2013 at 16:23

no I ran london in 5:20 odd as I said.......stopped for all the sweets and a beer or two on the way..... they don't care.,

28/01/2013 at 16:30
David Falconer 3 wrote (see)
literatin wrote (see)

Result! Just get Jason to run a GFA time for you!


WiB wrote (see)

I'll run a GFA time for you, half the price of running for a charity. It's a steal.

And will it not look suspicious that I was pulling a sub 3 hour time in my GFA application but then trot over the line an hour later in the London race? I spose I can always pull a Katie Price and feign a knee injury towards the end to explain the slow time.

The bloke that checks every single finishers time against their predicted time probably would pull you up for that. If you are ten minutes outside your predicted time I believe you end up locked away in London Tower never to be seen again.

28/01/2013 at 16:40
His parents I'll be glad to get rid of him
28/01/2013 at 16:47
Think you're stuffed then, I doubt there is anyone like you
28/01/2013 at 16:51
Don't think he is worried about running VLM
28/01/2013 at 17:00
Apparently Mr Pitt entered the ballot after watching it on tv.
He got in.
28/01/2013 at 17:11

...but then he didn't bother turning up as he'd forgotten to do any training.

28/01/2013 at 17:13
Perhaps he was looking for a veggie burger ?
29/01/2013 at 17:53

Has Chuck Norris ever entered the VLM ballot?

29/01/2013 at 17:55

Apparently he has won it: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/node/4654

Doesn't say if he was in on a ballot entry, charity place or GFA though!

29/01/2013 at 18:06
David Falconer 3 wrote (see)

Dont worry guys, Ive come up with a plan to get my GFA ...... it involves me, the toilets at the halfway mark and all Im missing from my plan is to find someone who looks exactly like me .......


You find and heavily bribe a decent club runner to clock a GFA for you at another marathon while running under your name. And away you go. A qualifier for London.


29/01/2013 at 18:52
2 grand should do it.
31/01/2013 at 10:45

David.. Have a look over in Events  Place for VLM going begging.... EVEN YOU might manage to get in



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