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Not so much fun in the gymn

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29/11/2013 at 13:34

Excellent work fat face.  

29/11/2013 at 14:41

I haven't seen this thread before, but I find that my pre-run routine necessitates the need for a couple of large farts, whilst visiting the smallest room in the house.  If I don't follow this carefully rehearsed ritual, I am in danger of the need of an unglamorous dump, mid-run, often at very short notice.  So, I tend to adopt a strange looking running style that ensures that no fart can escape, because if even the smallest squeak is heard I know this is tell-tale sign that I am in danger of a follow through.

So, all my trumping is done pre-run and post-run.  If it's done on the run, I know I'm potentially in trouble.

For some reason this thread reminds me of this oldie, but goodie.


Edited: 29/11/2013 at 14:42
05/12/2013 at 16:41

That must be a spoof ... surely

I have been quite well behaved this week after majoring on the brussels last week. But tonight's dinner is cauliflower risotto, and cauliflower is almost as good as the sprouts for production of essence de Muttley.

(It's why my tail whizzes in my piccie, aids distribution).

05/12/2013 at 18:28

Just saw this this because of today's weather??

11/12/2013 at 18:47

It wasn't weather related. Just an ability that we like to brag about.

29/12/2013 at 14:16

Well, the festive period has not disappointed.  Scientific research has proven pickled onions to be the best 'fuel'.

29/12/2013 at 20:54

Leftover sprouts fried up with plenty of red onions and garlic as bubble, followed by a run. That is all.

31/12/2013 at 21:47

Homemade pea and ham soup has proved to be a big hit in our house this week.

02/01/2014 at 18:40

Home made Jerusalem Fartichoke and ham soup appears to have left a nasty small in this house.

02/01/2014 at 19:48
Small what ?
05/01/2014 at 10:06

Good job the dog was with us yesterday evening, to take the blame for the after-effects of my potato curry at lunchtime.

I owe it some special treats for that.


20/01/2014 at 16:43

Oh no! Haribo sweets cause "calamitous flatulence"

21/01/2014 at 12:03

I have found that 3-days-in-a-row lunches of hummus and carrot sticks have a particular effect on the volume and ferocity of my flatulence.

I have not knowingly eaten cauliflower in many years - even I can't handle that smell.  It'd melt my contact lenses to my eyes.............

21/01/2014 at 13:29

I've taken to having a couple of hardboiled eggs regularly.  The resultant whiff that gets expelled an hour to two later makes even my eyes water and leaves me needing to open the windows pretty sharpish.

28/01/2014 at 08:43
28/01/2014 at 15:50

So remember to leave the bedroom window open at night and not to have nylon bedsheets.

28/01/2014 at 17:24

Frrrrap ..... zzzzzzzz ..... BANG!

15/03/2014 at 09:41

I've always admired Timothy Spall as an actor (Auf Wiedersehen Pet and lots of other great works). But he seems like a decent chap in this brief interview in the Grauniad.

Especially where he says that he is to be prone to flatulence and its undeserved glorification.


21/04/2014 at 22:26

I bask in the glory of mine. Only this very afternoon I dropped one in the home office and I thought I'd got away with it. But one hour later Sezz could still smell it.

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