WLTM any desperate/drunk* female runners - General running

McGoohan

02/02/2005 at 23:16

I have a top pad in Mayfair, all my own hair (mostly), oodles of cash, drive a Lamborghini, do a big job in the City and am hung like a stallion*.

Unfortunately, I also have chronic halitosis, male-pattern baldness, am anally retentive, no personality to speak of and wear big trousers like Simon Cowell up to my armpits.

I would love to hear from any women with low - or better still no -standards.

Did I mention I have lots of money? Oh, and the big sports car. Don't forget that.

Lines are open now.

Hello? Hello-oh?

* shetland pony

runningnut

02/02/2005 at 23:36

take your pick

02/02/2005 at 23:40

that'll be MEEEEEEEE you're looking for then

;o)

02/02/2005 at 23:40

Runningnut --- now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!

:D

runningnut

02/02/2005 at 23:40

Ooops didn't realize that site was sponsored by rudeness....googled it, linked it and then read it.
Oh dear !
This one is going down the pan for sure !

02/02/2005 at 23:42

LMAO!!!!!! It WAS funny though L

:D

runningnut

02/02/2005 at 23:44

See anything you like Mr.Sad ?????!!!!

McGoohan

02/02/2005 at 23:46

Hey, how did my picture get on UglyPeople.com? (I'm the fourth one in.)

runningnut

02/02/2005 at 23:46

Maybe we could pick one out for him fec...what d'ya think ??!!!!!

02/02/2005 at 23:46

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

not meeeee not meeeee

(oh please oh please)

(said in style of Gary Larson cats)

02/02/2005 at 23:47

L -- maybe I could pose for him..? Whatcha think.?

:D

runningnut

02/02/2005 at 23:49

WeEll now you have ALOT of competition you do realise that now !

McGoohan

02/02/2005 at 23:49

Now opening up the phone lines to any desperate or drunk men as well.

(Mother always said it doesn't pay to be picky.)

02/02/2005 at 23:49

I'm GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S FECKING MCGOOHAN

BAST*RD!!!!!!!

YOU are SO for it mate!!!!!!!!!!!!

02/02/2005 at 23:50

RN -- he is SO going to get KILLED for this!!!!!!!!!!!!

McGoohan

02/02/2005 at 23:53

Er... no... who is this McGoohan person whereof you speak?

oo ek... rumbled...

runningnut

02/02/2005 at 23:54

Maybe he will end up looking like one of his date contenders after you are through with him !

02/02/2005 at 23:54

LMAO!

You have abusive email darlin'

;o)

runningnut

02/02/2005 at 23:55

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned !

McGoohan

02/02/2005 at 23:56

Did someone mention my name?

Colin! What are you doing, using my picture like that: giving me a bad rep and all that!