words of wisdom..

(or completely useless things your mum told you...)

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24/05/2004 at 22:08
dont go out with wet hair--youll catch a cold
24/05/2004 at 22:09
'It'll all end in tears'

and the classic

"Stop Starting"
24/05/2004 at 22:13
`You asking when tea will be ready won't make it be ready any quicker'

(yes it will if you turn the heat up)
24/05/2004 at 22:14
Classic from my dad - sheep have legs shorter on the left hand side of their body than their right so that they can walk round on hills...


He really believed it too!
M...eldy    pirate
24/05/2004 at 22:14
If you break your leg - dont come running to me (???)
24/05/2004 at 22:15
lol Imelda
24/05/2004 at 22:16
don't talk to strangers

mmmm as I post on the forums :-)
24/05/2004 at 22:17
Actually - the sheep thing is almost right. There is a breed of sheep with shorter front legs than back (or maybe Vicky Verky) - bred especially in hilly climes. Something to do with them being able to eat grass more easily :)
24/05/2004 at 22:18
in answer to why?

....ys a crooked letter is why

.....if wit were sh8t youd be constipated although i never got that one !

....dont eat (sugar cubes) youll get worms !!
24/05/2004 at 22:19
worms from sugar cubes???????
thats a new one
24/05/2004 at 22:22
Yes, my mum said that about worms from sugar!

And piles from sitting on cold floors .... like no! That'll be childbirth!!!! Too much information...........

24/05/2004 at 22:23
"There's no such word as can't"......but there is!
24/05/2004 at 22:24
Eating potatoes will make you fat!
24/05/2004 at 22:25
thtas true
24/05/2004 at 22:26
M...eldy    pirate
24/05/2004 at 22:29
If the wind changes - you'll stay like that

Normally answered under my breath with - well what tornado blew in when you did!
24/05/2004 at 22:31
you're not too big for a slap

(Ill think youll find I am mother)
24/05/2004 at 22:54
Don't walk around the house barefoot! Put on some slippers...
M...eldy    pirate
24/05/2004 at 22:58
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face
24/05/2004 at 23:07
"Don't eat that, it's nasty."

...some nasty things are good to eat.
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