Gordon, me too. I worked internationally for a number of years, now I'm UK based and specialise in (whispers) ...financial modelling. Couldn't take a pay cut, but I could move to international freelance work again. It's not a good lifestyle from a fitness view point though - difficult to train when you spend too much time in hotels and eat in restaurants.
V-rap, just remembered, I know some guys round Brum who might have a chain saw you could borrow.
Will, are you really bothered about your weight? I'd have thought on your schedule you wouldn't have to think about it much.
Oh, and Redhead, it's great to see you on this thread. Thinking of you often.