Hello, early birdies. Glenn, you're a star. Will you come and do a seminar in my surgery to convince all those people who just sit there and nod politely while I try to explain that if they would only exercise their legs as much as they exercise their muscles of mastication then I wouldn't need to ask them to take nasty unnatural pills with side-effects for the rest of their lives? You will, won't you. I'll even offer you a choice of languages - Punjabi, Sylheti, African Caribbean patois or Albanian.
Just off to spend a few hours banging my head against the brick wall of trying to persuade people who don't hang out on the RW forums to take ownership of their own health. Bad start this morning - slept through alarm clock, woke up with 20 minutes to spare before setting off to take Kevin the Teenager to school, had to leave feeding and dressing of little ones to the mercy of Mr V-rap, whose inability to "do" mornings is even greater than mine, and threw down an apple, a banana, a chunk of wholemeal bread and a yogurt on the run.
Thanks for internet tips, Soozie. I'm a dreadful old dinosaur where technology is concerned, but will definitely give TrailGauge a whirl.
Lamb, good to hear from you again. Your springy little presence has been badly missed.