Good morning!
Just wait till the next time somebody ask me for a sick note because they've had a wisdom tooth out. To think I've been falling for that excuse for all these years!
Have fun in Cheltenham, Hippo. If having fun in snooty, po-faced old Cheltenham is allowed, that is.
Well done, Sassie. Keep up the good work.
Let's have three cheers for the hairy ones. Personally, I find men with waxed chests a big turn-off. Hairless bodybuilders look as if they're made of rubber - gives me the creeps.
If I were feeling combative, I'd say that men who prefer women without body hair are repressed paedophiles. But I'm not, so I won't.