Most original injury

RW award?

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21/01/2004 at 17:19
Those of us who hang around the Health and Injury forum a lot gradually start to see recurring themes. Achilles, ITB, hip and knee problems, blisters and so on.

I think RW should start to recognise genuinely attention-grabbing injury threads with a monthly award for originality.

For what it's worth my current nomination is for Bleeding Toes from London Here I Come but let's see some other suggestions.
21/01/2004 at 17:33
I pulled a hamstring playing darts once, does that count?
21/01/2004 at 17:40
Interesting point CC. Should it be running injuries only, or any injury that then stops you running?

In passing: how the hell can you pull a hamstring playing darts? Skittles I can just about see.
21/01/2004 at 17:41
Injured back from projectile raptorite?
21/01/2004 at 17:44
Your eye injury was one of the great ones from the past XFR. Got all of our sympathy, because we've all nearly done it, but still amusing in a shameful kind of way.

Which particular raptorite btw?
21/01/2004 at 17:48
Angelmouse.

I'd forgotten the eye one! I sincerely hope not many of you have done it, or not as severely, it caused several days off wuk, a hell of a lot of pain, and several re-occurences which laid to subsequent pain and time off wuk. I still have to use lubricating gel on a regular basis.
21/01/2004 at 17:48
for my eye, that is - you dirty minded bu99ers!!
21/01/2004 at 17:49
Only one dirty mind there I think XFR :-)
21/01/2004 at 17:50
Cracked front tooth on car door as I jumped up to say thanks to someone wishing me luck for the FLM!
21/01/2004 at 19:00

Knackered my back whilst giving arse one last wipe. Doubled up in pain, had to see the osteopath, 8 weeks to recover. Still do not understand how it happened. Funny now, not when limping out of the gents in Tesco.
21/01/2004 at 19:17
TOP STORY:

Williams suffers 8 weeks out with Arse Wiping Injury Blow!
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21/01/2004 at 19:17
.....Arsene wengers, "didnt see the incident", where Henry connected!
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21/01/2004 at 20:25
I still remember fondly the aching tongue thread.
WildWill.....    pirate
21/01/2004 at 20:27
have a number of x-rated injury stories - but will save them for over drinks
21/01/2004 at 20:29
MK??????


8o0
21/01/2004 at 20:30
(I have witnessed a paper cut in an odd place)
21/01/2004 at 20:56
An old teacher once told me I could not wipe my own arse, strangley enough he might have been right.

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